Alissa Meyer

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

[Alissa Meyer @ajm13094]

@discoveryplus our household has a bangin feature request. how do we get in touch with a PM??!!

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yo peeps stop sleepin on @WestlakeBrewery and get down here for some beer. I need drinking buddies

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@lufthansa our flight with a different airline out of BCN was cancelled due to a strike. Are you still on schedule with flights out of BCN for Sunday?

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@Amtrak WHY was my train delayed THREE hours?! Highly disappointed with the service today 😡

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@masterjediemma I think mine is hiding with yours...

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If one more person asks to have my isle seat and take their middle seat I will punch them in the face. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NO UNLESS YOU ARE A GIANT THEN MAYBE.

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@SouthwestAir the singing at the gates is on point today. Huge fan

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There are tiny children outside the planned parenthood 3 blocks from my apartment holding extremely graphic posters. WHY

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@masterjediemma I 100% agree

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@masterjediemma "V proud" my favorite

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This Is Us has me all in my feels rn damn

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Phoenix,Seattle,Oregon,California, and Greece all happening in the next 7 months. Cant express how excited I am.And also how broke I will be

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I told myself today that tomorrow would be my day of productivity but as I lay here on my couch I know that will not happen

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IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!! I GOT 15 DAYS OFF OF WORK IN JUNE AND I DON'T THINK I COULD BE HAPPIER!!!! BEST. DAY. EVER

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Sometimes (all the time) I think what it would be like to have a normal job with weekends, holidays, snow days off and decent vacation 🤔

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This time last year I was preparing for the journey of my life and here I am now in bed and dreading work tomorrow sooo life is good I think

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@meganraye519 @RatchetReg69 @tevtenorlife guys I just keep finding reason for this summer https://t.co/CS4jkrsJj3

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@masterjediemma your last response is too prime. I love it

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When you FaceTime your coworkers and they are at work and oh lawd it's awk

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@GirlNotes @RatchetReg69 idk why but I'm finding this hysterical