Not the Scranton Strangler

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

@slamminsammy221 Underrated moment

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

So accurate

[☔ @Whotfismick]

work: gives PTO

me: uses PTO

work:

[Climate Defiance @ClimateDefiance]

BREAKING: we just called Joe Manchin a sick fuck. We humiliated him in front of a herd of Harvard elites. He squared up. We held firm. Barbaric murderer, hideous fiend, he torches humanity and laughs.

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

"Youre in danger of seeming like a one issue voter"

The issue:

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

@poserhontas

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

five people died and six were wounded when British soldiers fired into an angry mob of American colonists and we call that The Boston Massacre

100 dead and 700 injured Palestinians waiting for food though? “chaotic incident”

so sick of this

[Cheem Il Sung 🇮🇷🇾🇪🇸🇩🇨🇺🇵🇸🇰🇵𓅇 @sziilisuni]

“Look what you made us do” is the mentality of abusers & psychopaths.

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

So I saw one of my Internet crushes today and they were even cuter in person. Help.

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

Having digital billboards now is fun because apparently there's one on the 33 with some faulty pixels which resulted in me having a moment of "wait a minute does that sausage egg and cheese have a d***??"

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

taylor swift every time she leaves the house:

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

Late 90s early 00s indie rock is an unmatched genre of music. I will not be taking questions, objections, or back-sass.

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

@richcastle66

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

Shoutout to that 17 seconds of "oh god oh fuck welp I guess I'm dying" that comes right before "oh right, beets"

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

@Hurls77

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

Jesus christ...

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Marjorie Taylor Greene: The Founding Fathers intended impeachment to be used to deal with the commission of in-dick-ta-ble crimes...

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

@Hurls77

[Not the Scranton Strangler @ajm315]

I need a burner Spotify account so I can listen to Billy Joel without it f***ing up my algorithm.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

This is very good

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Eeyore. He noticed that you were accepting being treated like an option instead of a choice. Came here to intervene. 12/10