Me: 2 MS degrees, 1 in Data Science and the other in I/O psychology
Them: Come work at our call center in sales!!!
Recruiters…what the actual….
Those obsessed with skills based hiring, years of experience does not translate into whether or not someone is good at their job.
Watching the local divorced, drunk, closeted, bisexual stumble to the bathroom and avoiding women along the way is the best entertainment you’ll get here in red Polk county.
Bartender: Hi!!! You cut your hair!!! I hate it! You looked scruffy before! How are you doing?!
Me: It’s good to see you too! I’m well. Just waiting.
Bartender: for?
Me: Hell if I know at this point. A miracle?
By demand, six shows have been added to CELINE DION PARIS 2026 this September and October at Paris La Défense Arena.
Pre-sale is happening now through April 9. If you pre-registered for the pre-sale keep checking your email for access.
For details visit https://t.co/0oAiYijEx6
Tous les fans sélectionnés pour participer aux préventes @celinedion @ParisLaDefArena ont été informés aujourd'hui. Si vous n'avez pas reçu d'email, vous êtes sur liste d'attente et pourrez être contacté ultérieurement si des places se libèrent.
ℹ️https://t.co/5m3JaU8UtS
Honestly. Yes.
I will say our weekend update is better. But that’s because I have distance between how current events are portrayed. But I need the four of them together for a night of good banter. Hell, does Korea do a weekend update? Add them too!
To the Brits crying over the #SNLUK format, you literally adopted a whole new currency system overnight in 1971. Bye to the shilling, farthing, florin, half-crown, etc.
You are adaptable. And clearly more adaptable than Americans who still can’t fathom that other cultures exist