Swegle

Just a guy killing time, having a laugh.

[Swegle @AJM9385]

@bedras Sun kissed you? Girl that's cancer

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

Holy moly... I will not be voting for you, AOC, but this was an incredible campaign move.

[Timo @TimoTweetss]

hell nah, he doesn’t look nor sound like him, cast pedro pascal

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

In Scary Movie 3 (2003), the sheriff’s hat gets bigger with every cut. It’s one of the dumbest visual gags ever put on screen, which is exactly why it never stops being funny.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

really powerful "alright, lets see what we got here" stance

[dave littlefield stan account @rosenthc]

Incredible to think that Ariana grande knows who olli jokinen is

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

never seen Elmo in a sweater and might I just say, he's got that shit on

[Daniel: The Great Slime @TheGroovyRed]

Hard ARRRR

[julie 🥽🧪🧵 @CasquetteGirl]

“I’m not familiar with the world of homosexuality, are you?”

“To a degree…”

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

I can feel some Magic Gathering in my pants

[Ki Thee Final Girl🔪 @_kii_kiii_]

Loomis was terrorizing Haddonfield just as much as Michael was 😭

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

“Sirius Black has been locked up for 12 years in Azkaban. Trust me, you do not want to go there.”

“Is that the worst prison you’ve seen?”

“Second worst. The worst was the one the Japs sent me to after the fall of Singapore. I escaped of course.”

[WereKai @ AQF @CertifiedLeggi]

Skunkworks have did it again

The SR-71 Silverado

[QRP - Quarter Rock Press @qrpress_]

Kat Dennings

[Avidity... @Avidity136]

"Check his hard drive for child porn" will never not be insane to me

[Ghostface Got Bangs @ghostfacebangs]

Amanda Seyfried gets scared by her daughter sneaking up on her wearing a Ghostface mask: