Brigadier Ketchup

Connaught Rangers nationalist

“In the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.”

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“The Ketchup Test” is a tried and tested method of determining if liberal women are dateable/marriageable. If she’s liberal in a normie white girl feminist way, you can save her. If she cares about Palestine, she’s ran through.

[Millwall Supporters' Club - Russia @MillwallRussia]

9 years ago, on London Bridge, 8 were killed and 48 injured. Unarmed, Roy Larner faced the attackers head-on, saving countless lives. His heroism will never be forgotten. #London #Hero #TheLionOfLondonBridge

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@tinndfishmonger I thought it feels more like being an ugly short dude on a dating app tbh

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@KillEveryMod My type exactly. Big fan of hers since Game of Thrones. I don’t even feel bad for Theon.

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@Viking_The_Lost Had to be 6 feet tall too

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In the same way that the stormtrooper suit represented the power of the Empire, the high vis jacket is an iconic symbol of the Youkay regime. Instantly synonymous with the land where everything is policed except crime. A brand of petty tyranny that’s I possible to parody.

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@Tharrison1840 The last part is how you know it happened in Pakistan rather than England

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Saw a disgusting post on the TL about Elon’s troon kid modeling for Rihanna’s lingerie brand.

To purge this disgust and restore balance to the TL, I am obligated to inform you that Olivia Cooke once did a shoot for that same brand.

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@HiawathaAvenged Yes it did.

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I too will still defend Alice Eve’s Star Trek underwear scene years later. Of course it was entirely gratuitous. It was one of the last real cases of “hot girls sells movie.” Something charming in the simplicity and lack of irony that you don’t see in today’s world.

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@PollySpin @starless941 During the partition of India, Sikhs and Muslims would kill whole trainloads of each other, mostly using field hockey sticks

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My ballot for induction into the Honorary White Man Hall of Fame.

[Bandy @bandy1803]

Custer's wife Libby, who wrote letters to him laced with mild Victorian sexual innuendo.

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Incel losers on Twitter love to say things like “British men will riot when their soccerball team loses, but not when their country gets conquered.

Meanwhile, it’s the football lads who are out on the streets resisting.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: IT HAS ALL KICKED OFF IN SOUTHAMPTON 🇬🇧

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY ATTEMPTING TO STORM THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW AT THE PROTEST FOR HENRY NOWAK

THIS IS GOING TO BLOW ⚠️

@UKSploosh

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@DarnelSugarfoo

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@LeGigacat With some abducted Slavic women in the bloodline

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Whenever I see a pretty Turkish girl, I momentarily forget my prejudices before remembering the centuries of abduction and slavery that gave her those genetics and doubling down on them.

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Checking in on Reddit.

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@LMFHistorian