Ciaphas Cain

Parody account. Commentary account.
Yes hello. I am doing needful.
Please be patient I have autism.
More Brythonic than Anglo.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

Hello, yes saars. I am tip top jolly good parody and commentary account. Please be not suspending. I am doing the needful and not undermining X values.

[Vladimir Poutine™ @AppalledHamster]

It helps you sleep at night telling yourself that if you just defeat Nige then the country will magically go back to the Cool Britannia Notting Hill early 00s vibes (only possible because the country was still 95% British) in 20s uber diverse YookayPLC.

Spoiler: it won't

[camilo @AscendedYield]

lol

[🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror @BillTheKid1603]

Recently a couple travelers didn't even get a jail sentence for gang raping a girl at knife point

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

“I’ve been Avada Kedavraed by Voldemort.”

“I don’t think you have, mate.”

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.

The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

Account based in Pakistan

[Moazzam @Moazzam87723103]

@RedLeaderRobby @DanBilzerian English will then tell their govt that you gave them guns. they're cucks and still dont blame the jews. retards with zero self preservation skills.

[Libs Hate Us @LibsHateUs]

@DanBilzerian Do we have it in us?

[Summerisle @LairdSummerisle]

That would be a first. The entire ethos of two-tier policing is based on critical race theory which came from America.

[Orm @orm0nde]

We have technologies that we couldn’t have even conceived of 20 years ago and yet everything is worse in majority White countries because we spend all this created capital on babysitting the 3rd world

We have no idea what they have stolen from us

[Yeerk.P 🦆 @PYeerk]

Completely loathsome when leftists decide to "reveal a hidden expertise" about clothes or smoking a cigar or whatever

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

Wearing shorts is a class signifier in a lot of countries.

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

Is there a bigger sign that you are a dumb tourist (for men) in any given third world city than shorts? It could be 30 C and locals are all in jeans. You wear shorts from Cairo to Mexico City and wander into a shop, suddenly a 150% Yokel Tax is applied on all goods.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

His pet brown people

[JM1967 @tpe365]

@MaximusChud What happened to the "refusing to comply" excuse you roll out when the polis are beating up brown people?

[Captain Tron @captainrontron]

People on here argue over when is punk, who is emo, what is hipster. Some imagine beatniks had a social registry and a dress code. Reminds me why most people can't enjoy a solid schizo conspiracy theory. Have some fun people. Live a little.

[Zug the Sane ᛟ @ZugPaints]

I feel safer already.

[Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️ @LeftwaffenWatch]

Henry Nowak may well have survived if Digwa had called an ambulance or if he hadn’t stolen Henry’s phone and he’d been able to call an ambulance himself

The hospital was a few minutes away

Increase Digwa’s sentence and charge the brother as well

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

I can deal with whatever happens to me because it's my responsibility but I'm anon to protect my family.

[Signal Not Noise @_SignalNotNoise]

Why am I anonymous…?

Well, have you heard of the Batley school teacher?
I live near there. Very close actually. It’s Just outside Bradford and just before Dewsbury.

And with the current rhetoric from the media and the government that anyone who votes Restore Britain is a racist I have to be pretty damn careful. They put me and lots of other patriots in danger by using this sort of language for people who simply want some normality back.

Nobody of power went out to help that Batley teacher. Everyone got outraged online but nobody actually showed up to fend off the Islamic mob that went looking for blood. The authorities just sent him away and let the mob get their way.

If for a second you think I’m going to risk that shit at my front door whilst my two daughters are kids you are sorely mistaken.

I do not need to show my face to say my piece.
If you don’t like my anon approach and you want to know who I am… help us sort the country out so I don’t have to be weary of Islamic mobs.

Deal?

[Firas Modad @firasmodad]

Restore Britain need to launch a huge intelligence operation mapping mosques, imams, and Muslim community leaders. Police databases on community leaders and the work of community liaison officers would be useful here. Every mosque should be mandated to give sermons only in English, with all sermons videotaped and databased.

Then they need to bring out the Batley teacher and give him an apology, a position in the Department of Education, and a knighthood. Every classroom needs to see the Charlie Hebdo cartoons and learn what the Muslims did.

When the Muslims kick off, arrest, denaturalise and deport instantly on public interest grounds.

[Sam Ashworth-Hayes @SAshworthHayes]

Fundamentally the problem for Keir and his outriders is that they believe passionately in the project and principles that led the police to ignore Henry Nowak, can't compromise, and therefore are stuck with trying to deflect attention.

Something I wrote in 2020 which I think holds up is that the advocates of migration have used identity politics as a battering ram to overcome objections, while also trying to deny the majority any right to an identity of its own.

This was risky because the structure of the post 1945 European state – the ties to international law, the checks on state power, the endless quagmire of human rights – is about avoiding a repeat of the events before year zero. Hence why freedom of speech and association are weak and qualified while the freedom to move across borders based on even the flimsiest claim appears absolute and ironclad, and hence why politicians call any criticism of this structure dangerous.

Phrased charitably, I think the consensus that legitimised identity politics went something like this: ‘The majority holds a great deal of political power and will generally make rules to suit it. Some of these rules will heavily disadvantage smaller groups. When this happens, we will sometimes need organised lobbying to overcome, with the lobby largely defined by ethnic grouping. Identity politics, or a soft ethnocentrism, is therefore a necessary evil in a pluralistic state.

However, these same tools employed by the majority may result in even greater oppression of minority groups. In order for society to function, the majority must deny itself the tools of ethnocentric rhetoric, not pursue its interests as a group, and act instead as individuals. In this way, it will generally get most of what it wants, minority groups will be better treated, and we don't run the risk of direct group interest clashes’

Which was, of course, nonsense, because the toolkit used to suppress dissent was enabling levels of migration that would turn the majority into a plurality, and while doing so habituating people to thinking in terms of ethnic interests. The result of defining every group under the sun bar one and setting out appeals to their unique interests is to open the question of precisely what interests the excluded group holds.

And that's why Starmer and co are stuck: they can't concede that their policies have led to this because if they do, they legitimise the reaction they've spent decades trying to suppress.

[Adam Wren @aswren]

Country is debating whether or not there are racial differences in treatment by the justice system.

The MoJ:

[Jason | 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @Ajaon_of_All]

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys.

I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint.

Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality.

I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths.
White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral"

You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.