Ciaphas Cain

Parody account. Commentary account.
Please be patient I have autism.
More Brythonic than Anglo.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

He who makes a shitposter of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

Oh I say.

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

With my hero @jessphillips who should be Prime Minister.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

Selling jizz mags for gold and jewels in the coming apocalypse.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

Full story in Sunday's Sunday Sport

[Prof. @Prof_Umbongo]

Thank goodness there was someone with a camera nearby, otherwise we may have missed this contribution to humanity.

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

They are English when it suits them.

[Trailer Swift (Original Recording) @Trailer_Swift69]

Was this before social media?

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@patmart100 @parasociality 'We want families like the Waltons, not the Simpsons'

[Tatenokai Gael 🇮🇪 🇻🇦 @TatenokaiGael]

The Simpsons is so fucking old that there's an episode with an exchange student from the totalitarian mystery-state of Albania, from the Hoxha bloodline.

He is welcomed to the school with the Socialist era Albanian flag (note the star above the double headed-eagle).

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@slackkejakke I had an inside ir35 contract job that I left in February, there 9 months. They are now advertising for pretty much the same position for permanent staff but I know if I apply it's going to be a pain in the arse

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

So apparently she works for an organisation funded by China.

Reminds me of the Aldi blocked by environmentalists who had support from rival supermarket chains.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

The woman who blocked the project told Fox the $5B investment would only benefit the employees of the data center, advocating for the site to be turned into an indoor trampoline park instead.

Every local trade union and small business is weeping.

[Zuki @zuki_2024]

Of course they wanted him dead.

[Kurt @ObserverKurt]

Saloperie de machine diabolique inventée par les blancs pour ridiculiser les noirs

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@Flatt0pH8r @memeticsisyphus I did one year of mechanical engineering, there was about 100 of us and about 3 or 4 girls. One was very bimbo like.

[Brandon Ward @BrandonASWard]

@SCFCJosh96 Also give some military training … I’m sure these not going to be any downsides to military trained disillusioned young men who werent even allowed on ebay lol

[. @SCFCJosh96]

Forcing 16-18 year olds to do something their parents and grandparents didn't have to do whilst also promising them a worse life as adults. Fantastic idea.

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Don't let yourself get attached to anyone you are not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@CourierSion6 I've really put a lot of hours into civ 6, the updated version.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@M0drnThe55141 @BrigitteOhNo Intra-female competition.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

👇

[Greg Nichols @GregNic1]

@F4M1LYGUY64 @RspctbleFncr Yeah just the fastest growing industrial town of the Victorian Era in which the then PM called the town the Infant Hercules, targeted by the Germans for the steel works, docks and chemical works. Providing the world with the best steel on Earth.

[Ciaphas Cain @MantReturns]

@CourierSion6 Might give it a whirl