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here for entertainment. People cannot control their actions and are simply products of their environment and circumstances.

[nimble dick @ajmeb53]

Twitter will destroy humanity. Get off it.

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@TOSOTC_CFC Not sure. Trump is the leader of the free world.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Erling Braut Haaland.

[nimble dick @ajmeb53]

@darkandcrude All 4 are wrong.

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@avidseries Do you think Trump admin. can handle the high oil prices ? That seems to be the main strategy of Iran right now.

[Maya @kali_denali_]

These people have billions btw

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@ZarrarKhuhro Or it's the sunrise.

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@kaushkrahul Not kidding. Pile of garbage is actually a big part of our culture.

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@FurkanGozukara @grok what's the flaw in this argument?

[nimble dick @ajmeb53]

@grok Hi grok.. explain your reasoning.

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Google in 2017
> small team drops “Attention Is All You Need” on arXiv
> execs nod politely, go back to selling ads for socks
> let Transformer gather dust for 5 yrs like a vintage Beanie Baby
> be Noam Shazeer, OG wizard
> quits, builds AI-boyfriend app “https://t.co/KRAcLptABl”
> millions of lonely hearts pay $9.99 to e-date 2B from Nier
> Google HR: “any chance you wanna come back?”
> Shazeer: “busy, my e-gf is calling”

> 2022, OpenAI drops ChatGPT
> world loses its mind, Google stock does bungee jump
> Sundar holds all-hands: “guys, we need a response by Q2”
> team ships Bard in 3 weeks using 12 interns, 2000 TPUv4s, and pure panic
> Bard hallucinates that the earth is flat
> Wall Street: “sell sell sell”
> Sergey hears the screams from his yacht
> flies back on a carbon-negative jet, reclaims unofficial crown
> merges GoogleBrain + DeepMind like Dragon Ball fusion
> axes Bard, slaps Gemini sticker on everything
> Gemini launches, immediately generate a black Abraham Lincoln
> Twitter dubs them “Bing’s woke cousin”

> Shazeer finally answers HR’s 47th email
>“fine, but I want my own parking spot and unlimited LaCroix”
> returns, waves wand, Gemini 2 & 2.5 drop
> context window so big it can summarise the Bible + your group chat
> Google processing 980T tokens/month, equal to 40 % of human SMS traffic

> someone sneezes “Nano Banana” into the Play Store
> overnight it’s #1 app, turns ur selfie into big-tiddy anime waifu

[Daniel Jeffries @Dan_Jeffries1]

How many more model releases do we need for folks to realize we are not getting to magical superintelligence with what we got?

How many times do you have to see a model benchmaxxing to realize Humanity's Last Exam is a freaking idiotic name and that answering questions on it doesn't tell us shit about the true intelligence of the model?

How many models do we have to see demonstrating superficial intelligence but utterly failing at long running, contextual understanding for people to wake up and realize that AI is just another tool?

A good tool, a useful tool, a wonderful tool but not magic and not the end of all jobs and not the end of humanity or any other absurd fantasy of fools and dreamers.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Pakistani generals must be wondering how come a usual terror attack, which were normal 15 years ago, led to 4 of their Airbases bombed including GHQ.

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@RoflGandhi_ Ha bhai fir dusri jaatio p tanj kase jaaenge tb court ki gand mai na ghusna.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind"

I don't believe in Gandhi!

[Kevin De Bruyne @KevinDeBruyne]

Dear Manchester. 💙

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Heartiest congratulations my friend @realDonaldTrump on your historic election victory. As you build on the successes of your previous term, I look forward to renewing our collaboration to further strengthen the India-US Comprehensive Global and Strategic Partnership. Together, let’s work for the betterment of our people and to promote global peace, stability and prosperity.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If you fail once, twice, three times, it doesn't matter. Learn from your mistakes and push forward to VICTORY-the sweetest feeling there is!