nothing like the @McDonalds app changing my store location somewhere 2 hours away and me not realizing it because why the hell would it be changed to that when I have never been there and there is only one mcdonalds in town. And now it won’t let me cancel the order. 1/2
Female patient requested to be tested for a yeast infection.
Told my doctor and he said, “but she’s not sexually active, Idek what to order.”
I said, “she doesn’t have to be sexually active and just order a wet prep.”
This is why women in medicine matter.
On this date in 1921, Omaha hit 80°.
For over 100 years, it remained the earliest that the city ever recorded that number.
We bested it by a week this year.
BREAKING: Israel is dropping white phosphorus bombs on South Lebanon, deliberately burning our villages and farm lands.
Only Israel is allowed to drop white phosphorus on civilian areas in Lebanon and Palestine, repeatedly, and the international community won’t even blink.
*Screams in @Google telling me it blocked a sign-in attempt when really it was me, but my phone was dead, so I couldn’t click the number thing and it doesn’t give you any other fucking options for sign-in*
I have two factor verification off for this reason. I am so frustrated.
Listen. Listen. LISTEN.
Purdue was a 13.5 favorite. A year ago, this game would’ve been so beyond lopsided. No, we didn’t win. But this team FOUGHT. Hard. This is still progress. #Huskers.