Andy Montgomery

Mostly I tweet movie reviews and retweet cute animals. He/him or they/them.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

Ok, I'm not in love with Mastodon but it's where most of the people I want to keep following are going. I'm @[email protected]

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TerribleMaps Come on, everybody knows a football field is 7.6 nanotexases.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@RonnieFilyaw If Ronnie could get over his embarrassment, he and the Klingon chef could collaborate to invent rachten nuggets. They'd make thousands of bars of gold-pressed latinum!

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TheKeetsTweets bonehenge

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@RonnieFilyaw "Ask Jeffries" is delightful.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@SwiftOnSecurity TMS9900, baby!

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TheKeetsTweets Kansas and Kansas State going head to head made me think about what rivalries have the best pairs of fight songs. I think I'd put USC-ND at the top, but OSU-Michigan and Oklahoma-Texas are close.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TheKeetsTweets Thanks for re-upping, I missed it the first time!

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1821

My 5 year anniversary of Paddington Photoshops! A big thanks to everyone who liked, shared, and commented along the way!

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TheKeetsTweets Only so many color combinations, only so many sequences of musical notes that sound like a fight song.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@TheKeetsTweets Probably something to do with having to come up with a rough ranking for 150 songs when 100 of them are so similar that you're not completely sure there aren't duplicates (cough Ohio and WKU cough).

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@netcapgirl @SwiftOnSecurity I know how to solve this problem!

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

It is absolutely critical for Federation security that there be a buffer zone between us and the Klingon Empire. Therefore we must ANNEX THE NEUTRAL ZONE!! #StarTrek #Sisko197

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@MarlowNYC @lisaletostak He's everybody's best friend until the moment they need something other than self-aggrandizement from him.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@RonnieFilyaw Kira is NOT going to be amused by Ronnie's antics!

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@lisaletostak The heroine choosing between a wealthy provider and a handsome laborer is a romance cliche, but I don't think I've seen it done in a way that genuinely integrated it into either man's character development. More often it's what a hack writer does instead of character development.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@lisaletostak I gradually fell out of writing reviews as I fell out of watching mainstream movies that my few followers might have seen. I've never done the 24-hour marathon, I rely too much on a regular schedule to manage my insomnia.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@lisaletostak I haven't, I'll check it out! Probably not right away though, I'm doing the Nightmares Film Festival this weekend and I'll probably be in the mood to do things other than watch movies for a while afterwards.

[Andy Montgomery @ajmkenyon2002]

@lisaletostak Want to in principle, yes. Are willing to try in practice, maybe. Are able to succeed when no second-hand evidence can be fully trusted, probably not.