Andrew Montag

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[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

ForeverSpin Tops https://t.co/QPgS9xe4gG

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

Happy Thanksgiving from our new home! @ Leyden, Massachusetts https://t.co/K1EXNgXyc3

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

Just posted a photo @ Jollyville, Texas https://t.co/V6H23hkrvz

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

#homegrown #mushrooms https://t.co/QsEewbSY1Z

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

@ScienceCarlson What could go wrong!?!?!? 😁

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

There's only one way to stop a mad watch.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

"Your imagination is just as real as your face."

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/efizQgUOL4 DIY How to Renovate the Tub / Shower from A to Z

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Airbnb has activated our host community to open their homes for $0 for those who have been evacuated from their homes as a result of Hurricane Florence. https://t.co/FOkjsG7Ffa

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

"Not fries as in chips, chips as in crisps." ...Just making sure we are speaking the same dialect of the English language.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

"Imagine if we lived in Europe, we could just take the train to Brussels for a beer weekend."
"...That's exactly what we just did... Take the train to Brussels for a beer weekend."

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

If I ever make a movie, I will put subtitles for (inaudible) randomly throughout.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

Bo do doop! We're sorry, the banana you called has been disconnected. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and peel again.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

You know how when you land at Tokyo international, and you can't see any runway out the window, but all you see is water, and you're like, is this a water crash landing, but it's not, because it's just the runway extending into the sea? Landing in Iowa is like that, but with corn

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

All coffee shops should have a special line for only black coffee. It just makes sense.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

I have found the melting point of electrical tape. https://t.co/MuuZ3tRuMM

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

White House grammarist: "Oh I know! We can tell them that you meant to say "wouldn't" instead if "would"! You see, it's ambiguous either way!" POTUS: "Oh, I get it, like a double negative." White House grammarist: "No, it's not like that at all..." POTUS: "You're fired"

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

You're a double negative.

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

Terrorist group Al-Shabaab bans single use plastic bags because of 'threat to people and livestock' https://t.co/5o0aYPrRp7

[Andrew Montag @ajmontag]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/rglha43lo0 Wife Speaks Her Mind on Tiny House Living