NotSugarCoated

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[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

I asked my buddy if he had anything salty to eat and he threw me a fig newton... “these are like salty cookies” he said........... tbh I think he’s right. So I ate 9. I don’t even like fig newtons.

#Memes

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@PostMalone Dearest Mr. Posty.. I wanna wear your hoodie. But I’m a little in between broke and homeless. All the love. 🖤
#HollywoodsBleeding

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@PeterDeltondo @Sony I personally have both. Dm me if you have questions man. 🤙🏻

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@TitletownReign Ur mom

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Watch the #area51raid become the #area51rave calling it now, this is going to be a sick music festival.
I’m from the future.

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@5gum #stimulateyoursenses

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

I feel like I’m forgetting something but I wasn’t even in the middle of doing anything...

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

All the judges: .....
Me: Chefs.. today I’ve prepared for you, a delicate dish of pizza rolls...
Everyone:......
Me:.....
@GordonRamsay : *quietly under breath*...ok...

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Her: I don’t want you to be depressed!

Me: that’s what I told Jesus but here we are.

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Putting on a sheet is a 2 player boardgame that you always play by yourself.

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Shrimp is the chicken nugget of the sea. Prove me wrong.

#rt

[Tesla @Tesla]

if dogs could talk - and we cannot stress this enough - they would tell you to drive a Tesla

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@ChipotleTweets I remember when commercials were made and people would go door to door. 2019 marketing strategies are fascinating. Lol

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Honestly @bethesda I’m ready for a new Skyrim game. Because I’m ready to feel things and emotions again.

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@EvanOLeary15 I’m getting ready for the most passively persuasive ad campaign of my life. You have my vote.

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@EvanOLeary15 god

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

@celtic49247991 Oh that’s how that works hm? Damn How have I made it this long..? Lol

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

Waking up at 7am to clean 36 inches of snow off my car makes me wish my mom would’ve vaccinated me... that way I’d be retarded and not even have a car. #antivaxxers #antivax

[NotSugarCoated @ajneu1]

You didn’t have a real childhood unless your mom took you to the library to get the 3D version of Spykids with those hella fresh paper glasses.

[Evan O'Leary @EvanOLeary15]

“Quoting yourself on social media is a major power move” -Evan O’Leary