@johnwillbe.bsky.social

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I think the only thing I miss about this site is Dragon Ball Z Twitter

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https://t.co/XBgKojM5k4

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I think I’m finally finally done with Twitter

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That magnesium + melatonin + daylight savings is HITTING. I’m ready to sleep 12 hours tbh

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This video has the full spectrum of Zoom angles lol

[ExtraTV @extratv]

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon say it was an "embarrassingly easy" decision to partner with Cillian Murphy for "Small Things Like These."

Watch more 🔗: https://t.co/oNtN4H9FNY

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The Onion brought back video content????? We are so back

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network

ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden.

[Casey Rain @CaseyRain]

JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING HILARIOUS.

Prince used to DM us on the org, pretending to be other ppl. But he’d pretend to be different people on the same account. One time he DMd and asked us to take down a certain pic saying “Prince does not want any photos up where he looks like a vampire” 😅 It was the photoshoot that they ended up using on the 4Ever cover, but as I recall, we’d gotten the photo from the Welcome 2 Canada tourbook. So we were like “well… you were the one that released it” lmao

[GECH. @H_Onyinye_]

I’m glad we haven’t lost the recipe of the dark outline. Very important.

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I need this and a melotonin before 7pm tonight

[IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @KennieJD]

The recipe:

[hot girl zo @zxsmithh]

Take your vitamin D yall, it’s gonna be a long, dark winter🥲

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I love her dedication to looking a hot mess throughout all these years

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zeus really just be airing anything

[KenBarbie™ @itsKenBarbie]

Tommie really said BADDIE BADDIE SHOT O CLOCK 😭

[shi @afterlauqhter]

crying at this. i love humans sometimes

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rihanna responds to a comment about “securing the border” under her post encouraging people to vote:

“Where were you in Jan 6 sis?
Stick to your discounted crotch. We out here fighting for its rights!”

[👻Ghost Finner🎃🇵🇸🇺🇦 @Ethan_Finner]

Final prediction

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Imagine you just took an edible for the night and then you hear a knock on the door and it’s Kamala 😭

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

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?????

[Andrew Strauss @straussanator]

We're just supposed to like sit here and work?