Ashley Ogle

I'm kind of a big deal, people know me.

OPSU Golf alumni

[molly 🖤✨ ➳ @mollythearcher]

why is it always a woman’s responsibility to make sure men are comfortable when it is very clear men could care less when they hurt women or make them feel uncomfortable ?

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I'm wine drunk cooking dinner while my girlfriend plays piano in the next room, I wish I could explain how perfect this season of my life feels. #livingthegoodlife

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

A glimpse into my future

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

hey

[Wendy Espinosa @espinosaawendy]

NASA called y’all stupid

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I just watched my pilots get lost INSIDE of the airport, feeling a little worried about their navigation skills tonight

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I immediately thought "How great will those be for a summertime hangover"

[Pedialyte US @pedialyte]

When flu season turns your big plans into Netflix & ill 😷 #rehydrate

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

@gnuman1979 @amy_kate_hauck you for sure need a mop dog!

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

Baker using his teeth to pop a hole in a beer can is the best thing I've seen today

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

"I just don’t like the idea of my franchise quarterback spending time at a baseball game. I mean, what are you doing, @bakermayfield? You don’t see guys like Aaron Rodgers shotgunning beers. Just not a good look. Go watch some film." - @ColinCowherd (probably)

Legend. https://t.co/IUCW1Kp4s3

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

Update: got out of bed and Winifred and I got our world rocked by a Prius. I'm safe and sound, back in bed and maybe never leaving again

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I got all snuggled into bed and realized it's only 5 o'clock, is it too early to stay here and just call it a night? I think I'm done with this day
#getmethruthisweek

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

My new favorite ride home from happy hour #scootinaroundtown

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

Never have I ever experienced baby fever but goodness am I struggling with puppy fever at all times

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Penny. She would like to take a moment and teach you about determination. A stick calculating queen. 14/10 never give pup

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

Anytime a family member asks when I'm moving back home it prolongs me living ~anywhere but home~ by about 500 years

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

*talking to people about my own tweets*

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I started biking to work thinking I'd save some money buuut I found a bar really close to the trail, now I may be spending more than ever #someonecontrolmepls

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

Boy do you burn through wipers blades living in Washington #seattlestruggles

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

If you would like to see some low-quality cinematic proof:

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I keep cat treats in my trike at work now the cats come running when they hear me cruising around. 1-3 cats are always running behind me and it's the best thing ever. #trikegang

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

How in the world has it been 2 whole years since I left OPSU?? This does not seem correct to me.

[Ashley Ogle @ajogle_]

I have a quote from The Office in my tinder bio and someone just had the nerve to ask me what it's from.....excuse me? If you can't follow references from the office we will never ever work