Audrey

Michigan | Illinois

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I was 8 pretending I was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

If you have fried pickles on your menu then you need to show us how they’re cut!!!

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

[DRUNK BUSTER @drunkbuster]

ALL WE DO IN KALAMAZOO IS DRINK BEER AND WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!!!

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

“slut era” i whisper to myself as i spend another night watching bob’s burgers

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

The stages of eating an edible

[WMU Men's Soccer @WMUMensSoccer]

WHAT! A! GOAL! Jonathan Robinson (@TheHancho100) wins it with 1 second left on the clock!

#BroncosReign

@ESPNFC @NCAASoccer

[Spencer Meade @spennyislennie]

A friend with a printer is worth 8 regular friends

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

by my calculations, if i k!ll myself now i can reincarnate as that child

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

Bones day Halloween.

[emma de matteo @emdematteo]

“girl talk” is just me and my friends talking about things that are symptoms of undiagnosed ADHD

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

i’m nicer when i like my outfit

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

yeah sex is great but have you ever cleaned your room and then lit a candle

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

can’t wait to go to parties again so I can stand in the corner like this for 20 minutes before leaving

[September @str8nudes_]

Dudes can eyeball a gram but can’t see how unhappy their girlfriend is