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.@AddledPixie Some Twitter users feel compelled to reply to tweets containing jokes & explain them. It's unnecessary and super annoying.

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@Demo574 @KalvinMacleod You are very welcome, Jarrett.

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.@KalvinMacleod The presumably fake name given by the author, Robin Dabanc, sounds like "robbin' da bank"

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@intrestellar @planewhopperz @sawmallick I apologize for my tardiness.

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@Yo_Ross Fair point.

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Meatier sounds like meteor. A large meteor impacting the earth is a widely accepted cause for dinosaur extinction.

[cam @climaxximus]

god: did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked

angel: wait what

god: I told you to make them meatier

angel: oh MEATier

[cam @climaxximus]

god: did you give the dinosaurs more muscle like I asked

angel: wait what

god: I told you to make them meatier

angel: oh MEATier

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@MarcusDeVivo You are welcome, Marcus.

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Pajamazon sounds like “pajamas on” and is a portmanteau of the words pajamas, clothes intended to be slept in, and Amazon, the company of which Jeff Bezos, who ostensibly sleeps, is CEO.

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

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@CatMurgatroyd Trying to be.

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The pattern on the mask is camouflage, which some people like to joke is invisible.

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@badjonni

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon

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@BDC_stuff I’m a bit rusty.

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The drummer from Def Leppard, Rick Allen, had his arm severed in a car accident. He continued playing drums for the band.

[Josh Comers @joshcomers]

Probably the drummer from Def Leppard.

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@House_Feminist Good times.

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@mloehrer @SeymourDLindsay

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Gruyerea is a cheese pun using the word “gruyére”—a hard yellow Swiss cheese—to sound like “gray area”

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.

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@brywhitney

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@badjonni

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns. Between them, there’s a gruyerea.