Alexander Jonas

my name is Jonas

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

"What's the name of the Sylvester Stallone boxing movie?"
"Rocky?"
"Grudge Match?"
"Yeah, Grudge Match."

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

This salad sure got a lotta beans

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

@S_U_Network Carlos Boozer

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

@its_Lynx1 Carlos Boozer

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

@jstorchy

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

He's a professional downloader.

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

One time a dude in my fantasy league said another guys girlfriend looked like Jeremy Shockey and it was so accurate he quit the league.

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

I seem to know a thousand bitches taking bad dick for free trips right now

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

@getnickwright @WhatsWrightShow @BillSimmons @kevinwildes should Stephen A Smith be president?

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

Creepier @Subway pitchman, Russell Wilson or Jared Fogle?

[Kim Thong iLL @wzzntzz]

Dan snysder is a bad human who should sell he professional concussion league team, but respect for flying he camel toe loud-n-proud on natty TV (or whatever Amazon Bezoo TV is).
https://t.co/HY5FgvAfY3

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

Remember when that bitch Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11?

[Matt Ford @mmford10]

🎶 oo baby when you tax like that, you make a woman go mad 💃

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

Fuck you

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What … is your favorite cheese?

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

One time a dude in my fantasy league said another guys girlfriend looked like Jeremy Shockey and it was so accurate he quit the league.

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

Are these men going to hurt us, Walter?
No. These men are cowards.

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

"What do you do for recreation?"
"Bowl... drive around... the occasional acid flashback"

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

Usher really wrote a lyric that said “honey got some boobies like wow oh wow”

[Alexander Jonas @ajonas21]

This girls back tattoo look like a stick ticker

[I Dink & Dunk You Should Leave @nflleave]

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