Alexandra Jones

i am a rich man

[Alexandra Jones @ajones96]

The pan in my kitchen when I make another cheese quesadilla for dinner

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan, $JPM, has said he no interest in joining the Trump administration: ‘I haven’t had a boss in 25 years and I’m not about ready to start.'

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

In 45% of U.S. opposite-sex marriages, the wife earns as much as or more than her husband, a share that has roughly *tripled* over the past 50 years, per WSJ.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I’d love to stay off this hellsite tomorrow but at the same time I don’t wanna miss out on any horrific atrocities or funny memes. It’s a sticky pickle for sure.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

@elonmusk yet you shove your disinformation down our throat every day on here.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

The corruption runs so deep..

in 11 days you have a chance to end this..

[jo @cowboypraxis]

not invited to something i did not want to go to with people i do not like

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Here is every US politician in Congress who currently holds stock positions that directly benefit from war in the Middle East:

Alan Lowenthal
Andrew Garbarino
Bill Hagerty
Blake Moore
Bob Gibbs
Carol Miller
Christopher Jacobs
Daniel Goldman
David McKinley
Dean Phillips
Debbie Schultz
Deborah Ross
Diana Harshbarger
Donald McEachin
Dwight Evans
Earl Blumenauer
Fred Upton
Garret Graves
Jerry Moran
Jerry Moran
John Curtis
John Yarmuth
Josh Gottheimer
Katherine Clark
Kathy Manning
Kevin Hern
Kurt Schrader
Lindsey Graham
Lois Frankel
Maria Salazar
Marjorie Greene
Mark Green
Mitch McConnell
Michael Guest
Michael McCaul
Mike Kelly
Mike Simpson
Mo Brooks
Nancy Pelosi
Patrick Fallon
Rick Allen
Ro Khanna
Robert Wittman
Roger Marshall
Scott Franklin
Shelley Capito
Steve Cohen
Susie Lee
Thomas Carper
Thomas Suozzi
Tommy Tuberville
Trey Hollingsworth
Virginia Foxx
William Keating
Zoe Lofgren

Most of the remainder of Congress gets lobbied to by defence companies as well.

[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 @goodlucksofea]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Mike Pence has announced that he cannot in good conscience vote for Donald Trump. Retweet to make sure every American sees this clip

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

"Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there"

This person is a hero. Who is this??

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

WHERE ARE THE DILFS

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

the IT guy has arrived

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

u come to me on the day of my stepsons blink182 concert

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

#BREAKING
https://t.co/mTKTcO8WMF

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: A Texas man firing an AR-15 in his front yard killed five people in a neighboring home after they asked him to stop shooting because a baby was sleeping. Police said all were shot execution-style; the youngest victim was 8-years-old. #txlege https://t.co/8UsDJ56RfT

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Hard to overstate how much worse things are going to get in a country where the population is armed to the teeth then conditioned to live in a constant paranoid state of fear.