abigail

✨all views and opinions are my own✨

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: me at 2am after saying I'm getting up early

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

does anyone else turn their seat warmer on because your back hurts? 😅

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

she's a good ass mom to take eleventeen children to the local water park by herself like that. bet she probably works two jobs and NEVER stops.

[acidburns @TheAcidBurns3]

Shrinkflation pisses me off so bad because not only are you ripping me off but you're gaslighting me. I go talking about how there's less crackers in each sleeve and people treat me like I'm crazy. What's actually crazy is what we're putting up with from these corpos.

[abigail @ajoypuente]

me chasing my toddler:

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

American figure skater, Alysa Liu, just won the GOLD medal!!!🎉🎉

An American woman hasn’t won the gold since 2002!!🥇

Just WOW!! 🤩

[barbra version @sacbabi]

“THAT IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT” ALYSSA 😭😭😭

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[amy ♓︎ @Amy__A_]

Doctor: you have 1 minute and 52 seconds left to live
Me:

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

i want more ppl to look into diastatis recti as a result of pregnancy and hopefully we can STOP asking moms if they are pregnant again . I lost a lot of weight this year just by rehearsing , touring , getting sick for weeks, etc. I’m the most snatched i’ve been since having my baby tbh . Sometimes the stomach won’t be flat and that’s fine . Still sexy as fuck tho kno dat

[Alex by Alene Too @adrianasmojito]

The RHOSLC women every time they come up with a game for the group

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

she's so real for this like it's THAT simple😭🥹

[reilly kate @helloreilly]

Stop making AI videos of yourself, return to tradition and make the 2000s elf yourself style videos

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

imagine explaining these artifacts to someone who doesn’t watch RHOBH

[Bill Gates Wamu Zambia👷🏾‍♂️ @Samalani_W]

I miss social distancing.
I’m in a line in shoprite and the guy right behind me can read this.

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

me: "i love skincare!"

me when it’s time to wash my face at night:

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

me subtly trying to shift my pad back in place