Allison Adduci

An accountant and a mom

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero."

#FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute

https://t.co/PU705CpO2R

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@Skiprt @anon_opin All I can say is agree to disagree 🤷🏻‍♀️

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

The fact that Trump was allowed 3 SCOTUS picks will forever change the course of this country. It may prove to be a fatal decision for USA.

[over it. @nikitabananars]

Hard to feel patriotic for a country that doesn’t respect me.

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@TheBloggess Their ensemble is amazing and I would have died to wear jewelry like that to my senior prom in 1993.

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@mom_tho I’ve continued to get them into my late forties!

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@ginnyhogan_ It’s not easy. But sometimes they still snuggle with you.

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@SooperCrane Both

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Perhaps I'm questioning the anthem's use as a measure of how much you love America. As though just standing isn't the cheapest form of paper patriotism...in fact, some of the most vocal standers use their non anthem time undermining the country (cough Fox News cough)

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

America is super weird because everybody gets mad at Democrats for not doing quite enough to help them, meanwhile Republicans are like, "Nah, people should literally DIE," and the press goes, "Democrats not Doing Enough to Stop People from Dying."

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@mxmclain I feel this very deeply.

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@SHEsus__Christ Fucking autocorrect

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

I’m about 50% “Love and light” and 50% “You can fuck all the way off.”

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@scalzi Damnit! I just bought fig newtons!

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

😷💉🙏

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

My kid thinks “sending emails” is my job.

[Kate Helen Downey @katehelendowney]

Let’s stop pretending there are different jobs. There’s only one job and it’s emails.

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t advocate for herself without crying.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Left the house today.
Very hot.
There were people.
Zero stars.

[Allison Adduci @ajpeep23]

@WhatTomThinks ALL OF THIS