pinkos

[Krista Diamond @KristaDiamond]

Interesting that it’s a big deal to say fuck on SNL but totally fine to call women whores and bitches

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[marc @feelingsplain]

Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy

[Shane - The Man in the Michigan Hat @MichiganHats]

A modern love story

#FireShep #OnePride

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

Collinsworth- “Man how about these Flock cameras? I’m glad they didn’t have those in November of 1986. I hit a guy with my Buick outside of Portland. It was pouring rain. I never saw him. Still don’t know if he lived.”

Tirico- “Goff’s pass is incomplete.”

[Mal @444buns]

men want a cool gf until she’s actually cooler than them and suddenly they start doing unpaid psychological warfare to make her insecure

[🏰₊˚⊹ ♀ @moidragonslayer]

every womans problem is my problem because the only diffrence between me and them is geographical location and happenstance

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

I would never spend my hard earned money on a mocktail

[Oceana @oceana]

BREAKING: A new penguin species has been identified for the first time in over 100 years! 🐧

Genetic research revealed that gentoo penguins are actually 4 distinct species, including a newly described species found on the remote Kerguelen Islands. https://t.co/u8QKDUd0Bg

[K. Rico 🌺 @KyaaGGs]

Fields that primarily women work in. They’re trying to prevent women from pursuing higher education

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Paid for by the U.S. government.” I did not agree to fund this orange pedophile’s propaganda campaign.

[Lions Memes @LionsMemes]

THAT'S MY RB1 AND RB2!!!

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

“Pro-life” conservatives literally want you to die working.

[jezz @JezziiB]

A transgender person has never negatively affected my life once, but MAGA extremism has every single day for fucking 10+ years.

[☆:Black Lil Debbie.:☆ @blacklildebbie1]

They’ll put pumpkin spice in ya butt if you’re not watching

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Since Trump Took Office:

Gas +39%
Diesel +69%
Utilities +15%
Jet fuel +100%
Health care +13%
Ground beef +25%

Elon Wealth: +122%
Wall Street Profits +22%
CEO Pay: +14%
Real Wages: +.5%

Trump Wealth: Doubled.
Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+

Do you fucking get it yet?

[fico @fico_chu]

how weird considering last years bad bunny backlash since justin and harry aren’t american 🤔

[NixUniverse 🐦‍🔥 @TheNixUniverse]

The literal vice president of the United States saying “give us another chance” after 2 years of pure dystopia is fucking insane and you’re an idiot if you vote for them

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Time to let a professional football team that doesn’t know I exist and an imaginary team I drafted determine my mental health for the next 4 months