Baby Shark

Citizen of Chicago; Barista by Trade, Top Chef Hopeful, Runner, Shoe Hoarder, Collector of Skulls

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On the day I met Dax 6 years ago, I turned and said to my mom, "I'm going to marry this man." Now,… https://t.co/Tq6Ioz14f5

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This month / week / day could not get any worse. Literally drowning.

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I guess everyone is running for President this go around

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Shades, shorts, sunshine, open rooftop window. https://t.co/8bdwhsPlJ2

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COULD SOMEONE PLEASE RELEASE THE NEW PRINCESS OF CAMBRIDGE'S NAME, for the love!

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Perfecting that #Stepmonster role. And yes, I am wearing a Kid's Size Small Bears Tee #Obviously https://t.co/U58uxPvI0K

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Totally and completely 100% fucked over

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Need coffee in IV Drip form. ASAP.

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The paparazzi was in full force last night while I was sound asleep with my Bubba.… https://t.co/GqZGYZNhRR

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My sweet Bubba is 1 today!! Time has flown and it's hard to remember how small he used to be. Oscar… https://t.co/cs2Yd93V0x

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Date night with the Feyoncé twitterlessasian 😘💁🏼💍💖 https://t.co/haQd6B0c3E

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After 6 years of living in this city, I finally saw the Bean up close and personal. Stanley came too. https://t.co/MdKFjxL5G2

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Walked in this morning to the most thoughtful Thank You card and stacks on stacks on stacks of… https://t.co/uxkGBJaKmf

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A case of the Monday blues on a Tuesday

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Ladies, no matter what ANYONE tells you, the Bridal Bra is the absolute devil, and the Bridal Skirt… https://t.co/knWuHVH991

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Bitches who Brunch #BridesmaidsBrunch with all the ladies lauramlawson lacdavidson @cali_cern… https://t.co/9UznCFytfE

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Bitches who Brunch #BridesmaidsBrunch with all the ladies lauramlawson lacdavidson @cali_cern… https://t.co/UvLyfWuSHK

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My sweet sunbathing boys https://t.co/qZaHf8FQWL

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Mazel Tov to #BruceJenner - very very brave!!!

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Cheese board and bubbles compliments of @jaygaves in honor of the Bruce Jenner interview. Friday is… https://t.co/H7bLcw2lVE