jack mehoff

[Andy-Lena67 🇾🇪🇾🇪 @Barney_Boy67]

I got out the bath last night and said to my wife "my bum hole is really stinging but i dont know what it is?"...

"Ring sting" she replied...

I said "how the fuck will he know".....

[Cian ☘️🇾🇪 @Cian_McGivern]

Facebook will never die

[dan 🪩 #LiquidateNewcastle @T3QUILASUNS3T_]

Eddie Howe’s half-time team talks are a greater threat to world peace than nuclear weapons

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

@harleyrefc What’s Everton’s average goal conceded in the Champions League mate?

[MD @SnoopDoogyDoog]

Serious skill issue

[Moaty @YewChooba]

Fuck knows but he’s got diabetes

[jack mehoff @ajritchie77]

@geordiejosh If a play shit the morra you kna why lads

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“So you get this round and your buddy gets the next round?”

“Yes, Dave”

“And you do this back and forth all night… to save money…”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[James @OttLepland]

Never deleting Facebook 😭

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

today at work one of the younger guys at work (like 16, 17 year old) called me bossman and this image flashbanged into my mind

[M @25mahfuz]

Breh went to cop 12 bottles of bleach 😭😭😭

[Ignoramus @BandwidthDenier]

Getting dropped off by my parents to drink at a friend’s house at 25 years old

[☆ 𝗗𝗨𝗞𝗘 ☆ @Deluxe_Duke]

Saw this picture and thought the horse was sitting on its fat nuts

[cole @c_0L_e]

Year 2

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

Just thinking about old FIFA Practice Arenas