Lex

Pretty good at embarrassing myself. Dad jokes are my fave.

[Lex @ajroth24]

Does anyone else ever just go to sleep to avoid all their problems, or is that just me? 😬🤦🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Lex @ajroth24]

In case anyone is wondering what I’m having for dinner, it’s M&Ms. I’m having M&Ms for dinner. This is my life.

[Lex @ajroth24]

@ackerson35 I missed that memo

[Lex @ajroth24]

It takes true talent to find a way to sabotage yourself every. single. day. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lex @ajroth24]

@ackerson35 On the struggle bus, duh.

[Lex @ajroth24]

All of my coworkers be like “oh I’m going to make a five course meal for supper tonight.” And I’m sitting over here eating chips and salsa 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lex @ajroth24]

Honestly hate when people say they like when I don’t wear glasses because they can see my face...BUT I STILL GOTTA SEE THOUGH!!

[𝙶𝚛𝚎 @greciacano11]

I couldn’t relate to anything more

[Lex @ajroth24]

I just want to meet one person that knows how to fold a fitted sheet.

[Lex @ajroth24]

@plains_nomad I’m in fargssssss

[Lex @ajroth24]

Just missing the best dance partner @plains_nomad at dilworth days 😭

[Lex @ajroth24]

I’m usually a pretty quiet person, but give me 2 Beers and you’ll start to think I have a twin. 🙈🙉🙊p.s. she’s more fun than me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lex @ajroth24]

@plains_nomad 😭😭

[Lex @ajroth24]

@plains_nomad 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have no excuse. Please still be my friend 🙏🏻

[Lex @ajroth24]

@Kenzie_Hertz_22 You got this Kenz!

[Lex @ajroth24]

Does anyone else ever plan to take a 20min nap only to wake up 5 years later and have no idea who they are?

[Lex @ajroth24]

Me: Gets upset when people don’t text back right away.

Also me: Takes 5-7 business days to reply.

🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lex @ajroth24]

@plains_nomad Side, hood, windshield. I’m talkin like it had to be projectile.

[Lex @ajroth24]

Someone puked all over my car last night. So that’s how my day started.