Alyssa Sofield

"I myself am strange and unusual.”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag*

Me: Where are you going?

7: To war.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Just in case you wondering how studying for finals is going, I’m having a full on solo sing-along to the Moana soundtrack. Ya know, just living my best life while also simultaneously having a mental breakdown from the unhealthy stress levels.👌🏽

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Listen, I get that Jim and Pam are a fictitious couple and television relationships are obviously unrealistic. But y’all...goals...GOALS

[Kat McPhee @katharinemcphee]

UM yes hi hello. 30K RTs and we do SMASH season 3. @meganhilty 😏

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

@safiyajn @nailogical Let us not forget that the OG YouTuber herself @Jenna_Marbles went to school and got both her Bachelors and her Masters. That’s not to say that college is for everyone, but’s it is never going to be detrimental to you to further your education.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Just want to reiterate that “The Dinner Party” episode of the Office is a masterpiece.👏🏽👏🏽😂

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

@KathleenLights1 Okay, as a BTTF fan, my votes are 1.21 Gigawatts and Johnny B. Goode, but I don’t know if you can use either because of copyright.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

@KathleenLights1 I vote 1.21 Gigawatts 🙋🏽

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Just saw @quietplacemovie and all I have to say is just give #EmilyBlunt all the awards. @johnkrasinski really outdid himself with this one.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

@DanaSchwartzzz Let’s just talk about Catch and Release or The Family Stone shall we...

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Honestly, I’m just counting down the minutes till I can get out of this lecture, drive home, and continue my Office marathon.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

@nguerriero19 Schitt’s Creek

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

Being an adult is just doing a lot of things because you have to, not because you want to.

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

It’s always so helpful when a parent comes into my room after I’ve changed a diaper and says, “Wow! It really stinks in here, somebody needs to get changed!” Really?! I had no idea!!😒🙄😤

[Alyssa Sofield @ajsofield]

People who make noise just for the sake of making noise get on my last nerves.

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Today of all days seems to be the time to say I'd still like to tattoo this onto my life. #HappyBirthdayScully #fbf

[Kathleen Lights @KathleenLights1]

S cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub
There ain’t no party like an S Club Party!!!!!