AmiJ

Funny guy with a sense of Indian pride 🥰

[Cockroaches of India @CJP_for_India]

Correct question,

PM: BJP
CM: BJP
MPs: BJP
MLAs: BJP
Mayor: BJP
Councillors: BJP

Who is responsible for this?

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

🚨 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗔 𝗕𝗢𝗟 𝗢𝗡 𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗟! 🚨

𝑰𝒏 14 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑰𝑨 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝑬10 𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍 & 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒊 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒊 𝒋𝒊 & 𝑺𝒉𝒓𝒊 𝑵𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒌𝒂𝒓𝒊 𝒋𝒊.

The government has 𝟏𝟒 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 to address our demands or face a massive citizen movement at Jantar Mantar.

They tried to detain us and put us under house arrest before, but we will NOT back down. We are ready to go to jail to protect the rights, safety, and pockets of every vehicle owner in India. 🇮🇳

💥 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝟱 𝗗𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗦:

1️⃣ Bring Back E10: Stop forcing E20 petrol on citizens.

2️⃣ Full Policy Transparency: Publicly release all documents, fuel safety data, and reports on E20.

3️⃣ Fair Petrol Pricing: Lower pure (E0) petrol prices to ₹90/litre.

4️⃣ Remove Hardeep Singh Puri from the Petroleum Ministry.

5️⃣ Keep Nitin Gadkari away from ethanol policy decisions.

📍 PROTEST DETAILS:

🗓 Date: Sunday, 20th September 2026

⏰ Time: 11:00 AM Onwards

📍 Venue: Jantar Mantar, New Delh
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It’s our right to know. It’s our right to choose. Join Team Bharat and raise your voice! 👊

#EthanolScam BETA BADHAO YOJNA SUGAR DADDY @OGTeamBharat @FactswithDinesh @Nidhzee @theracemonkey @nachiket1982 @Shankyram2 @VishhalSJain

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

I knew it. India is becoming a religious nation. Time to become a baba.

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

At this stage if you say, India's GDP is growing at 2047% I would say cool, and move on.

There is no point in debating on twitter.
To each his own :)

Believe what you like.

We will all eventually live with the consequences of the lies/truth we believe.

[Paras Mangla @ParasMangla969]

@MeghUpdates What's the reason that foreign countries are not making Their data centers in their own countries,despite of have all the resources with them Data Centers are sensitive properties, need high security & consume heavy power and water Do we have these amenities for our own residents

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

While cutting a minister’s hair, the barber asks:
“Sir, what is this Swiss bank matter all about?”

The minister shouted:
“Are you cutting my hair or investigating me?”

Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I was just asking.”

The next day, while cutting the hair of a senior former minister, the barber asks:
“Sir, what was this black money issue all about?”

The leader gets angry and says:
“Who told you to ask such questions?”

Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I just asked casually.”

On the third day, while cutting a judge’s hair, the barber asks:
“Sir, what punishment is given for burning currency notes?”

The judge gets furious:
“Hey, are you… are you a CBI agent?”

Barber:
“No, sir. It just came to my mind, so I asked.”

On the fourth day, the CBI calls the barber for questioning.

CBI Officer:
“Are you a Pakistani agent?”

Barber:
“No, sir.”

CBI:
“Are you an agent of any opposition party?”

Barber:
“No, sir.”

CBI:
“Then do you have any senior lawyer in your family?”

Barber:
“I swear to God, sir, nothing like that. I am just a simple, poor barber by family profession.”

CBI:
“Then why do you ask VIP people about Swiss banks, black money, and punishment for burning currency notes while cutting their hair?”

Barber:
“Sir, I also don’t know anything about these matters. But whenever I ask these questions, their hair stands up straight… and it becomes easier for me to cut it!”

😄🤣😂🤣😂😊

[Yash Mehta @YMehta_]

Ease of doing Business in India:

1. Take loans of Rs 1000 crores
2. Transfer Rs 100 crores to your personal account by some legal or illegal route
3. Deploy remaining Rs 900 crores in the business
4. If things go well then you will grow otherwise business will become 0
5. Bank approaches you for loan repayment
6. Go to NCLT stating default on loan repayment
7. NCLT will give an order of repaying only Rs 5 crores which can be done from Rs 100 crores which is there in personal account
8. Remaining Rs 95 crores is all yours to enjoy your life

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

Can I do the same for my education loan?

[Sumit Behal @sumitkbehal]

Subhash Chandra just settled ₹22,000 crore debt with a ₹6.5 crore payment and you’re still worried about your CIBIL score

[Bhavesh Makwana @Bhaveshmakwana_]

The Mumbai Police are threatening students who are protesting, warning that if they return,
they will be framed in a drug case and end up spending their entire lives in jail.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

????????????

[Dr. SP @sphavisha]

Sarthak Goswami has exposed the ugly truth behind the ethanol narrative.

He travelled to Byrnihat to find out why a town with fewer than one lakh residents is more polluted than Delhi, Ghaziabad, and even Lahore.

What he found was shocking: over 80 factories crammed into a small area, relentlessly pumping pollutants into the air.

The irony? Many of these factories produce ethanol—the very fuel being promoted as a solution to pollution.

Now the question is simple: can Nitin Gadkari answer these concerns with facts, instead of branding critics as anti-national?

[The India Voice @The_india_voice]

Justice for Anuradha Tiwari. Justice for all. ✊

Join the trend at 10 AM.
#SCSTActMisuse @talk2anuradha

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

- Water Issues in Lahuria village, UP for 75 yrs
- New IAS Divya steps in, delivers tap water
- MLA not invited in Jal Ceremony
- MLA complains to CM, Divya transferred.
- Pipeline vandalized by unknown men
- Water stops again.

Well, that's India for you😭

[Irthu @IrthuSuresh]

Back in 2020, I spent a whole year trying to convince Bengaluru authorities to allow landowners to capture excess rainfall and recharge groundwater levels. We couldn’t secure permits because we didn’t bribe them.

Today our city continues to flood.

[Mr Sharma @sharma_views]

THIS IS ABSOLUTE MIC DROP 🔥

BJP: We care for the women of this country.

ANMOL 🎯: If you truly cared, where were you when women wrestlers protested for 2 months?

“You stood with Prajwal Revanna.”

“When widows were paraded naked in Manipur, where was the PM?”

“In Pahalgam, families were destroyed. And after Operation Sindoor, you’re playing cricket with Pakistan.”

YOU JUST CARE ABOUT POLITICS. 💥

[Geoff Wacker @GeoffWacker]

That's fuckin' right!

[AmiJ @ajstyles3333]

@TheSavvySapien @ANI RIP democracy 😔

[AmiJ @ajstyles3333]

@elonmusk Dude your starlink has several other terms and conditions that are not beneficial to any country and its people . So stop pretending that you care