AJ Shields

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

@G_Minick “It’s a nice day out, let’s go outside”

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Of course she goes right for the nasty water

[Attorney@Law @TheGlare_TM]

@SheriffAlert Did ... did a self-conscious small boulder write this?

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

"We are only scraping the surface."

The British inventor who built his own 'Iron Man'-style suit has doubled the speed record, by traveling at 85 mph

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m in a massive game of chicken with chapstick. My lips are ridiculously chapped. I know the chapstick people want me to use chapstick so I get addicted and it makes my lips even more chapped. Hook me on it like a drug. Greatest scam ever. I won’t fall for it. #mentallytough

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

@G_Minick @Patriots 🙄

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Atlas isn’t impressed with the @Patriots tonight

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Atlas now knows she’s going for a walk when I ask Siri what the temperature is

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NATS WON TIME TO GO STREAKING https://t.co/1ipoh86s8g

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Who would have thought that my years of latex glove removal experience from being a lifeguard would translate so well into cleaning up my dog’s shit with a tiny plastic bag!

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Put cameras in the helmets! @NFL https://t.co/uGeoWK5mWd

[NFL @NFL]

No. 24: RB Marshawn Lynch

The one and only BEASTMODE. @MoneyLynch

📺: #NFL100 Greatest Characters on @NFLNetwork

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Shedding all over Dallas one block at a time

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Surround yourself by a group of ambitious, interesting, boundary-pushing people.

[Uber @Uber]

Uber Copter is now available for all riders, enabling people to seamlessly travel from Manhattan to JFK 🚁

The pilot is designed to generate learnings for a future all-electric Uber Air ride-sharing network.

[AJ Shields @ajswords]

Caught in the garage 2 nights ago... I wonder what it’s thinking?