AJ Wang

my mom says i'm cool

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

pro tip: on a diet? shake ur food before u eat it. it makes the calories in the food get confused so they can’t enter ur body

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

empathy comes easily to me bc I empathetic

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

note to self: be VERY gentle when dusting off flour from the FRONT of your shorts

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

hi i'm aj and i'm ready to shake up your christmas

#GCashShakesUpXmas

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

hay Ateneo namiss kita

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

you think you know everything there is about bread...

but wheat, there’s more

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

you know it’s a sad day when you find out that slim jeans fit on you like skinny jeans :—( my sweet jumbo drumsticks are offended

[Malacañang Events and Catering Services @MalacananEvents]

We would like to extend our heartfelt congratulations to Imelda Marcos! Welcome to Bilibid, the happiest place in Muntinlupa.

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

@mindjobusiness Thank you, Jo!!! 💖💖💖

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

@jasminaldo Thank you, Jas!! You are the absolute sweetest huhu bread for u always 🥐

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

@chantalchann @noelle_amba ur the best mama ever mama chan 💖 I love u all, always!!!

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

@iamyan905 thank u, Yanna hehe

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

when the bidet’s too strong

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

🎤 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE??? 🎤

🥁 dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN 🥁
🎸 waaAHHH wah 🎸

🎤 SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIIIIE???? 😤🎤

well you can

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

he rose on yeaster sunday

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Me: So Christ’s body is the bread?

Priest: yes

Me: and he rose from the grave

Priest: yes...

Me: because of the yeast?

Priest: no

Me: okay, none of this makes sense

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

@imadrianfausto @PCSO HAHAHAHAHA GOOD MORNING KAY ADMIN

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

petition for @PCSO to make an app to track all your betting transactions so you can monitor your spending habits better. it will be called BetLog™

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

waze on edsa be like "in two fucking days, turn right”

[AJ Wang @ajwaang]

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