Townsend

When I'm not writing, I am a cerberus for a secret agency, the waterdrudge for the Sip & Sniff Pet Comfort Booth, & partner to the best signal dog ever.

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8 posts in 2 years, guess I'm not a good twit.

My social media homes are - huh. I guess FaceBook. I consume TikTok, but don't post. I *think* I have an Instagram... And I may be somewhere in the Fediverse.

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I was able to buy everything on my grocery list at 1 store! A lifetime first!

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OK demonstrates again that it embraces hate.

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@OkieSpaceQueen I was reminded of this pinto bean cake an aunt used to make: https://t.co/5FEeLO9fjj

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I now have a 3rd trailer park story...with chickens.

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@loookatmeimkiad People can be grandparents at 40. I don't think being a grandparent is sufficient reason for restricting their independence.

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@brickinthewall3 @loookatmeimkiad It's not just dr appts - people over 60 still WORK - retirement isn't until, what, 66 now? 70? How're they getting to work if you take their license/car?

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2 parts cranberry juice to 1 part french vanilla creamer is delicious cold, divine hot, and transcendant with cinnamon.

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I trust the election boards across the nation to count the votes accurately.

Politicians, though...

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@OkieSpaceQueen Long live the Pencilry (raise pen hand)
We are all you can see (looks around)
In words and spirit we���ll go far (sweep hand around)
Pencilleers are who we are (smile wide, thumbs to self)
We’ve got spirit (clap clap)
So let’s hear it (clap louder)
Pencilleers go (stomp feet)

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Weather is happening. Hot enough for AC this am, then a 40º drop, naders, snow, rain...must be fall.

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Cranberry juice and french vanilla coffeemate creamer = deliciousness in a glass. Be extra with a sprinkle of cinnamon and cardamom.

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Flu season is here - Xoco demonstrates a simple and easy flu prevention method.

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@Wizards_DnD My dogs like #SnackiesOfHighValue (boiled chicken), #SnackiesOfSuperValue (peanut butter), and #SnackiesofExtremeValue (bacon bits) as rewards for rolling the dice and signing their moves.

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@MagicalOverload Doing jobs that may pay what the JOB is worth but not what *I* am worth, just to survive.

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@MagicalOverload I don't have a specific age. I just want to wake up with joy tomorrow, and as long as that happens, that's how long I want to live.

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I have an extended weekend this week and next. That means I can get #InsideChores, #OutsideChores, and #DogSpaDay all done without skimping on sleep.

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If I were to die suddenly, #Tayo would eat me before the body cooled. #Xoco wouldn't start, but she'd join in, as would #Chilto. But #Itzl would lie down by me; he'd lick and whine and wait to die, too.

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@MagicalOverload https://t.co/rD3elkwv11

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@MagicalOverload The Great Canadian Baking Show.