Aaron Kelley

Wine Director @lotusofsiam BJJ Black Belt under Sergio Penha.

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I don't want to meet your friend.

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@FreedomStackOS 200 yards is deer hunting range. Tactical shots start at over 300 meters up to 1000 with a medium caliber rifle.

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@shoesonplease Holy shit you’re retarded

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@BenbaLamb @yeet @gumball3000 Sign me up

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@sophaller Dildon’t

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@PatriotRose36 @elonmusk The only clown here is you

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Breakups hurt, but nothing hurts worse than spending money on disappointing food.

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Employees should be able to trade one PTO day in exchange for being able to bitch slap a coworker.

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@JosueMand @x_Campfire @realDonaldTrump Exactly. If Purdue pharma had never created an opioid epidemic there would be no market for fentanyl. Also remember that Giuliani was lead council for them in their negotiations with federal prosecutors.

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I jump, you jump is the funniest shit I’ve seen posted in the past couple weeks. I haven’t stop laughing all week. Now look at your stupid ass.

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@AaronJFentress It could be a 12 hour show and you morons would still watch it.

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@NoContextHumans Churches making millions of dollars and not being taxed on it.

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@4viffer Can’t pardon someone who hasn’t been convicted.

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@themexicankaren Welcome to the life of every person who’s ever paid a tab at a nightclub. Anyone who takes the time to post this is a terrible tipper.

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@CalltoActivism There’s a difference between educated and intelligent.

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You can’t drive a nail where a spike has been.

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@eatinglasvegas @EatTalkRepeat Michael’s.

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Be there when they tell you.

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Good to know that if I ever end up on ‘Locked Up Abroad’, that I know so many foreign policy/hostage negotiation experts.

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@ThtAintMaKid @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas If your Gf posts this picture, that is no longer your gf.

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@UberFacts Columbus discovered America.