Ashton Gist

Oregon Ducks & Texans fan

[Ashton Gist @ak___57]

@_TheReal35 1-15*

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

[parks @parkersity_9]

Baby just found out he a millionaire. I would've thrown up too.

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Suge @ShotgunnSuge]

We won’t forget what you did for Madden 20

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

If you’re seeing this, I pray you get your spark back

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[chicken jockey @Kabroneitor]

nunca mas en mi vida voy a tener 8 años y voy a ser tan feliz como cuando veia las películas de pokemon lamentablemente la vida es muy cruel y rapida

[Minga @KillaMinga]

what the fuck is Friends about???

[KJ @KdotJohnson_]

Y’all weren’t INSIDE on Saturday mornings watching this like I was

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I am a firm believer JJ Watt should have won MVP in 2014

[T @Y0itsT_]

Texans really never winning a Bowl in my lifetime dude

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Realizing your generational QB isn’t generational is a feeling I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

[Ashton Gist @ak___57]

In the championship for fantasy and all I can say is drug test Derrick Henry NOW

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

“Babe please don’t embarrass me when we meet my parents”

Me in her parents living room watching the pop-tart bowl:

[Dan Lanning @CoachDanLanning]

Excited for the opportunity to compete one last time in Autzen Stadium with this special team! Come show College Football how we do it on Gameday!!!