annie

🌈 hobbies include dying on every hill and picking every battle || 🍉 settler from Treaty Four in Lekwungen territory.

[annie @ak_mustard]

They told me never to share it, but I've been silent far too long and I cannot, in good conscience, keep this secret any longer. My verification code is 725829.

[annie @ak_mustard]

In my language we don’t say “I want to kill myself,” we say “living the dream” and I think that’s beautiful

[annie @ak_mustard]

subway scented candle when

[annie @ak_mustard]

local woman devastated to find out that “trial and error” includes error

[legs @ESCLegs]

this is how it feels to nail a geography sporcle quiz

[annie @ak_mustard]

working hard to counter all intellectual gains made in my masters degree by watching every single season of Love Island

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

Smarter people have articulated this before but the Gaza Genocide prefigured all of this violence. What Gaza asked of all of us was how much horror we were willing to ignore, and it the answer was “a lot”. All of this (ICE, Venezuela, etc) is downstream of that complacency.

[annie @ak_mustard]

Congratulations to everybody at the post office! Your first day on earth is certainly something to celebrate <3

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[annie @ak_mustard]

a cop whose stinger line is “skinnamarinky dink”

[annie @ak_mustard]

Decaf coffee drinkers be like "don't talk to me 'til I've had my nothing!"

[annie @ak_mustard]

Me on my deathbed: I should’ve lowballed more people on marketplace

[annie @ak_mustard]

Stolen valour

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS drops new underwear collection featuring faux hair:

“The Ultimate Bush”

[Marwa Osman || مروة عثمان @Marwa__Osman]

BREAKING

The sky over South Lebanon is lighting up as if the sun has risen, yet it’s 9:30 p.m. Zionist Israel is unleashing some kind of new bomb, testing it on civilians. The explosions are massive, blinding, and unrelenting, terrorizing innocent people in their homes. What’s happening tonight is beyond anything anyone could imagine.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

1700 of the Palestinians being released have been held without charge, including women and children, as bargaining chips. That’s the definition of a hostage, but they’re still called “prisoners.”

The difference in language is intentional, to erase Palestinian victimization.

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

From today’s UnitedforGaza protest

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

BREAKING! “Ceasefire”, in Israel’s dictionary: you cease, I fire.

Just hours after the deal - as in January - Israel shoots at Palestinians waiting to return home.
Before any next step, member states must ensure that Israel honours the ceasefire.

[annie @ak_mustard]

the lion does not concern himself with “proofreading”

[annie @ak_mustard]

I doubt this is an original observation but Swifties really give Disney Adult energy

[jordan @JordanUhl]

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

[Muhammad Saad @hafizsaadriaz]

"Greta could have picked non-confrontational NGO-style corporate-branded activism like her Gen Z golden child compatriot Malala. She could have had the lucrative career of performative activism she was being lined up for. But by shunning this path, she shows up so many liberals for the frauds they are. She also puts a spotlight on all the big climate scientists who’ve never once said genocide is bad for the environment."