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@BambuzaPortland your bartender Miguel at the airport is incredible. I’ll be skipping the United club to come back every time I’m at PDX!

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Whom the fuck at @Zoom decided that every time im connecting to hotel or airplane or public WiFi that this raggedy bitch would pop up continuously until im actually connected??? #zoom #zoomprobz

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@MPsLife @PDXMobileSister @npowell I got maybe 4 hours of sleep at The Benson downtown. I woke up to find out… all of the meetings I drove to Portland for are cancelled. 🫠

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Hi. Me again. It’s 1:36AM now and we still haven’t moved an inch on i5. #Portland #PortlandSnow #pdxtraffic

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@PDXMobileSister @MPsLife @npowell WERE MOVING WERE MOVING WERE MOVING

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@DemSortie A few hours at least. I saw trucks going north, but nothing coming this way.

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It’s 12:36AM and I haven’t moved from this spot on i5 in over 2 hours. #portland #portlandtraffic #portlandsnow

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@Juris_Sequoia Yep. We’re still out here. Just chillin on i5. We’re down to less than an 1/8th of a tank of gas so we decided to turn the truck off and sacrifice heat.

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I’ve been stuck in the car with work colleagues since 3:00 or so, and we’re stuck on i5. I guess it’s closed ahead of us and behind us? Anyways, I’d really love to change my tampon. #portland #portlandtraffic

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@PHPolitician I have some Tim’s sour cream and onion potato chips if he needs rations.

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Left Port Angeles at 3:00PM. It’s 11:30PM and I’ve been sitting on i5 for *at least* 5 hours. #Portland #portlandtraffic

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People are officially getting out of their cars to pee on i5. #portland #portlandtraffic

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@marijeepuana Been sitting on i5 since 6:25PM. I’ve made it 3 miles. Currently sitting with the car off a little before 405 - been stuck in this very spot for over an hour.

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@milkbarstore Denver!

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I might actually go home and commit suicide after this experience with @SouthwestAir today.

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Bring back #NFL on @Nickelodeon. Put the Super Bowl on Nickelodeon. I never want to watch football without slime again.

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@KerrtyLive @milkbarstore Agree! They taste like elementary school lunch cookies. :(

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.@ChickfilA Are you aware of the design flaw in your ranch dipping cups? Every other sauce? Opens up without event. Ranch? Complete failure. Only a silver of the top opens, forcing me to squeeze my nug into a tremendously small crevice. Total nightmare situation.

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.@HelloFresh y’all call this a lemon? 🤢 I’m supposed to ZEST this?! Yikes

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.@jaredpolis “I feel like Jared Polis is a badass dude in terms of policy for Colorado. Jared Polis is the fucking best democratic governor in the United States. -My Republican Husband