KALULU

''I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.''

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

Whatever you do, DO NOT give a short man a chance. I already tried it so you don’t have to! Their behavior is just as disappointing as their height.

[Kobby @kay_bee28]

I detest it when people act like the shows they watch require a PhD to appreciate them. “You need a certain level of intelligence to understand the humour in the big bang theory”

[Kori 👁️👄👁️ @TheSketchyKori]

"Friends is not funny"
"The Office is boring"
"Abbott Elementary is mid"

We get it. Nothing makes you laugh. Perhaps sitcoms are not for you. And that's fine

[Lavender(Fave)🪻🦋 @MwaiAnika]

Yes, why?

[timeless @athandwe_]

I really wanna go on a weekend getaway with a fine man that I can’t post.. yho 🧎🏽‍♀️

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

Maybe i am too woke but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[MaYoli 🤭 @YolandaKarabo]

I’m due for a trip with a boy that loves me with all his heart and pockets.

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[Feminist Witch 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🌙 @DonCorleANN]

I don’t even love myself that much

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[LOTUS🪷 @Phechr_Ufuomaa]

Oh baby, they hate all of us equally.

[Birungi bianca P @prossybianca]

I will never tell a man that he can't find someone better than me. Because there are women who even take loans for a man.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, actually!

[🇱🇹 @agneponx]

Nothing about this is motivational btw. Like there’s no way you can spin this to make it sound inspirational

[Elio 🖤 @SageNroses_]

The real reason I want to be child-free is because I’m selfish.
Now what ?

[Muggin @thebgest]

I definitely have liked some lame ass niggas i admit

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

and we was sleep

[𝐿𝐸𝒳 𐙚 @1lex___]

LISTEN TO THE TRACK BITCH

[Momwemo Basi💀 @kaymartin_iv]

I hope boma likugula Tear Gas okwanira. Chifukwa pomwe pazatopere a Malawipo. Hmmn

[patrick 🐧🚕🇱🇧 @58Patrick_]

Situationshipped so much that every time i talk to someone new i wonder how it will end instead of where it will go