Chris ;

Crisis & Suicide Prevention Lifeline Employee | 21 years old | Favorite artists: @4kingandcountry and @lauvsongs. | Frequent @Delta Air Lines Flier.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

Damn @Apple what y’all charge me for? I ain’t got no subscriptions with y’all and you gone take my last 6 beans 😭 So much for a sandwich on my lunch break tomorrow.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

I went to @dunkindonuts this morning and decided to go inside (i know shocking, right?) and they were playing Central Cee. LIKE GIRL

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

You twat @amazon going to delay my package for another day. How dare you!

Possibly my package at the Amazon facility:

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

Can’t believe y’all out here celebrating thanksgiving in this economy. 😭

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

Doctor: You’re sugar is very high, slow down on the sweet tea and drink unsweetened tea or water.

Me: Okay.

Also me: *orders a sweet tea from McDonald’s*

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@7eleven We need to have a chat first…

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@Excleassius @crazyclipsonly I’ll be satisfied when I see blood dripping from the guys leg.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

Employers: What makes you a good fit for our team?

Bitch do you want help or not?

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@MorpheusCentral Leave me alone

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@clownworld These clowns would steal brand new vehicles from dealerships if it was this easy.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@insanereality Put them in prison and give life sentences.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

I’m not feeling iOS 17.0.1 tbh.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@PicturesFoIder If you need sauce with your fries than you need to learn how to season fries. Pathetic.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@SlimJim @Cinnabon Slimabon

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@McDonalds get yo employees together. I was told to pull forwardand have been waiting for like 15 mins while about 8 cars are not having to wait as long as I am and I’ve only ordered 2 McChickens…

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@USPSHelp where do I report fake USPS emails and texts?

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

Someone has been using my information to create AOL emails and accounts. I don’t know who it is. Is there anyway I can find out whose doing it and if so, can I take legal action since the person(s) using my information to create accounts without my permission? @AOL #lawyer

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

I need help getting my grandmother help. She’s a hoarder.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

I’m so sleep deprived.

[Chris ; @akaCrispRiley]

@crazyclipsonly He should be charged with assault and battery and face the maximum punishment.