Bears Fan Matt

This is a joke account, the tweets aren’t mine, I’ve been abducted by a Chinese latex condom balloon.

[Bears Fan Matt @akaEMMGEE]

@BenjaminSolak What are we (the bears) getting in Phillips?

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@EddieBarstool Amen, Eddie!

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@JCowleyHoops lol did this guy just compare David Haugh to Greg Maddux lmao

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@TomFornelli Super

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@fadule_ Okay, pal.

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@JCowleyHoops Amen to that, Joe. Somehow Haugh has ridden his mediocrity to whatever the hell it is that he does on radio and tv.

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@GBraggsJr23 They have already taken it on.

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@CBSNews I did not do this myself, but one of my uncles, one summer, went on a watermelon and miller lite diet. 6 days a week consuming watermelon and drinking miller lites and one day of eating whatever he wanted. It worked until it didn’t work for obvious reasons.

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@ChrisTannehill Go Sox! Go get us win, boys.

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@AlbertBreer Could be the 15-20k steps per day you are most likely putting in as well.

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@BrickCenter_ Matt Nagy offense is in mid season form.

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@NiseiLounge Wrigley is a dump and he isn’t wrong but fuck the cardinals.

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@dwcprodz Hey, Ben isn’t just a fan, he’s the most plugged in Bears insider of all time lmao

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Pat McAfee has commented on his choice to be King Joffrey's cupbearer at yesterday's tourney, sending out a raven stating:

"Had a BLAST celebrating squires from across realm with the true king of Westeros yesterday."

McAfee is on the record, many times, stating he does not involve himself with Westerosi politics, despite consistently doing so

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@Samthrilzz You did a terrible job at selling why he is not likable. This guy sounds fucking awesome from a pure entertainment standpoint and he should have been featured more in the tv show now that I know all of this.

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@BaileyCarlin @WesterosCentral My absolute favorite account on the social media fka Twitter.

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@Softyyy_tweets @grok I’m Grok now. He went from fat and cool to skinny and an asshole. Please at me for any further explanations.

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@ChrisTannehill @OzzieGuillen @whitesox @thescorechicago That might be the greatest Illini shirt ever made.

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@HGrahamNFL I already forgot he was on the team.

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@GBraggsJr23 @mitchholthus Raymond is going to be a coach one day. The guy talks and carries himself like one already.