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I miss when being up at 3 am on a Thursday was normal.

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@BuffsF @PalmerReport @realDonaldTrump You dumb mother fucker. I’d normally ask you to drink bleach but now I’m praying that for your birthday, someone buys you “Hooked on Phonics”

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8 minutes until the airport bar opens.. but I’m not counting..

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Has anyone’s dryer ever melted their comforter?! Because this wasn’t how I planned to end my day

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Fall is so tricky. You look out your window, see the sunshine, think it’s a beautiful day.. then you walk outside and freeeezeeee.

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My Uber driver is blasting 80s music right now and I’m obsessed. I rather drive around with him all night then go out.

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@richiebake 100% agree

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Woke up craving Chinese food. First time ordering it at my new place. This better be good.

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@adnamadez EVERYTHING IS FINE.. except I haven’t seen you in like two weeks.

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Dear Mother Nature, it would be super cool if you held off the rain from 4-9. I’ll take 8:30 if I have to.

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@ToddBPhilly @halloates YES! YES! YES! Really need to hit the double clap at least once though!

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@hitRECordJoe “What’s wrong”

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@adnamadez @jroc38180617 I can’t wait to see your snaps!

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Windows 97 just called me.. claiming they had an “urgent message.” Glad to know they are still a thing two decades later..

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Does anyone know how to contact #hulu because I’ve “chatted” with their tech support and I’m legit fed up.

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I’m 28 and afraid of my basement.

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Shout out to the little kid who asked me if I was a mermaid. Kid, ya made my day.

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@parlerfranglais Stop the tears! You are beautiful!

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Locked myself out of my apartment for the first time today.