Mike Oxlong 💪🏾

It’s The Nigga You Love To Hate R.I.P. #StaticMajor Protect BBWs #BigFine

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Rest In Peace Static Major

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

People will be indebted to you and find a way to get you on their “bad side” so they never have to pay you back.

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Get you a bitch whose favorite foods are beans and cake

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Beat his fuckin ass

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Dominos will fuck up your order and give you 7 days to get it back. Bitch I don’t want no fuckin pizza again this month!

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

I beat the GPS by 12 minutes

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

This new Ginuwine gotta be a clone

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Don’t be in a rush to wipe your ass.

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Bijis be too easily gassed up. You ol fuck nigga you

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Fuck them 4s and anybody who love em

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Daylight savings doin they shit

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

I see why people be shooting uber drivers
Dumb ass company

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Man fuck uber

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

You air your relationship business out on the internet and get back together, yall dumb asses deserve each other.

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Nigga died and his wife couldn’t wait to start boppin that’s crazy

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

I gotta stop wasting bijis times

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

The Cubans in PTs trippin talmbout $60. Bitch better gimme some sucky sucky w that. Shit. Some love me long time.

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

It’s some messy ass bijis out here

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Put Nelly on that Tweaker remix too

[Mike Oxlong 💪🏾 @akaSwipeHer]

Don’t wait on nobody. Don’t hate on nobody.