✨💋Aspen💋✨

Caterer👩🏽‍🍳 Certified Personal Trainer🏋🏾‍♀️ Resident Bad Bitch 💅🏾 JLA 1.13.89💚

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Juju would NEVER.

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Everybody is way too chill about being weird silly fonky ass bitches instead of doing their job CORRECTLY and everyday it feel more and more 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

If you as the ins provider get a claim, see a code input wrong, you deny it, then you don't tell the provider that it's denied because the code is wrong so it can be corrected, how and why tf do EYE now owe YALL money? Ion eem KNOW y'all's fonky ass codes. YET.

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Now the claims department that wanna relay messages because "we only speak to the providers; we don't speak to members" but it's clear you don't speak to them either since I'm on your line? I'm on y'all's silly asses too because why tf Yall think ima be doing yall job for free?

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Gloria Gaynor was right bitch; i WILL survive

[Johnny Boy 🤠🐝🐎 @JohnTheeFame]

Looking like season one of Girlfriends

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

@killahBEENbee Like, don't piss me off 😒

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

@OGMelo_ Your pants be normal sized and you not Dominican so yeen gotta worry bout hookah ever

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Can't sleep cuz I can't stop thinking about the red beans and rice i made earlier 😮‍💨

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Key and peele think they sooo slick sneaking and making brand new sketches then getting on IG and pretending they're "old episodes" you just "forgot about" .. you not finna gaslight me no more bro

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

"Why you smoke so much?"

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

If you or your car have ANY legal problems stay outta Sandy Springs/Roswell/Alpharetta; even white people getting pulled over rn so it’s serious

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

@BIGPIKLIZ My god TODAY

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Masking tape and an extension cord got my blernt back

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

A gust of wind just blew the other half of the blernt outta my fingers and right down onto the neighbor that hates me patio .. This shit feel like a scheme that Todd set up to come to me w/ the bullshit

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

Guess I’m washing both our patios tomorrow

[✨💋Aspen💋✨ @aka_Aspen]

A gust of wind just blew the other half of the blernt outta my fingers and right down onto the neighbor that hates me patio .. This shit feel like a scheme that Todd set up to come to me w/ the bullshit