Our Attractive Female Cashier (AFC) accepted a mallard duck as payment for a tank of gas this morning after mistaking the duck for a $20 bill.
AFC will be retrained how to properly identify legitimate US Currency going forward so that incidents like this happen with less frequency.
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INCREDIBLE: Our Blind Forklift Operator Donny bagged this rare Piebald Albino Deer near his hunting lease earlier this week.
Donny used his overdeveloped sense of impulsivity to take down the deer from around 10 feet away. Great job, Donny!