Karen 🦋 not Karen

Perpetual learner.
Fully of Whimsy.
she/her

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

Me during most of my family conversations this year:

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

I’m just checking, no one is okay, right?

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

Christmas vacation, keep Randy Quaid

[justin herman @JustinMHerman]

Zombieland. Keep Woody Harrelson

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas": the Christmas song with the most condescending sounding title.

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

@emrazz First thing I though of was travel freely in and out of my house without having to check surroundings, and being comfortable walking around the home without avoiding windows and closing curtains.

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

@stevelambertwpg Lovely, so the only benefit I've seen of WFH for the last 2 years was saving travel $$, but now they're taking that too.

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

@itsginnydi @KierinTriesHard Yuuuuuup

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

Saying I don't care about getting a tree then want the exact right one and enjoy decorating it all nice and admiring it every day.

[Saje Wellness @SajeWellness]

What is your favourite holiday tradition?

[feminist next door @emrazz]

The emphasis on self defense classes for girls also reinforces the narrative that rapists are strangers who jump out of bushes, vans, and dark alleys, when the reality is that 80% of rape victims know their attacker. Rape happens most often in familiar places by familiar people.

[Matthew Broussard @mondaypunday]

I'm three seasons behind on my group texts.

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

If you want to see what brings out the racists in Canada, this comment section is a good place to start.

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Indigenous people account for 32 per cent of all those held in federal prisons, despite accounting for less than five per cent of the total population. https://t.co/cZs6EF3KTm

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

Crispers are the perfect snack while wandering around the house wondering what to make for lunch.

[Your Daily Hamilton @HamiltonaDay]

Legacy. What is a legacy?
It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

So when the hospital stops all living donor organ transplants, non emergent cancer surgeries, elective joint replacements, adolescent scoliosis surgeries, and anything else potentially requiring admission, tell me again how your decision not to get vaccinated affects only you.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶ outside is frightful

[Caoimhe 💚🏳️‍🌈 (Keevah) @ScottCaoimhe]

I don’t know who made this but they win the Internet today. #WheelOfTime #WheelofTimeSpoilers

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

@Barkeromo @kraftdinner 🤔

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

Who else ignores the instructions while making @kraftdinner and adds as much butter and milk as their souls desire.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I think I’m in love

[Karen 🦋 not Karen @aka_clarke]

@TheAndrewNadeau Worst. Xmas. Song. Ever.