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rated mostly likely to ketchum all

[ash ketchup @aka_fraxinus]

@juice_stain_ @survivorcbs yoo how’d you find this?? I’ve been on the mailing list since December and was waiting up today for the countdown but received no word and the website is all buggy here! Trying to stay up on the know ya know

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#Survivor49 to start yall off right tonight my girlfriend made this. happy survivor day!!

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“I’d rather die than be a goose ghost”

[beanie! @dragonflyfairyy]

guys it’s going to be a CLOWN SUMMER!!! i wanna see the makeup, i wanna see the big pants and i wanna see the GOOFS

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you feel called to attempt the double heel click despite your lackluster ability when you see me, I get it, I have that effect on people

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fuck hyphenated who’s trying to have an underscored last name

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chocolate chum cookie yum

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the people who obsess over applebees are the same people who get boneless over traditional wings & I cannot relate

[ash ketchup @aka_fraxinus]

HAPPY MAN MONDAY
today I got “thanks man”ed by a middle-aged man so uhhh yeah happy man Monday

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rap more like rhythm and prose

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@Gourmetcrayola SUPERRRRR GLAMROCK

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what’s happening in the one piece fnaf crossover?

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@meowdeer_ @Gourmetcrayola @Sweetpeachedtea @liyum_xe @powerdavid171 @QuaQualion @tugmydaisychain @chaipaws_ ICONIC

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headbanging to my hazards while my car won’t go over 45mph on the highway, so punk rock

[Creature enthusiast @Gourmetcrayola]

Don’t try to tell me about “old man yaoi” cuz evil old woman x the grind is the only thing my brain can process

[Creature enthusiast @Gourmetcrayola]

Hunting for a deal

[ash ketchup @aka_fraxinus]

#IBelieveInSantaChrist

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no.

[Out of Context Unova @OOC_Unova]

One Fire type has to go forever

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are camels like watermelons for the carnivores, such as the iconic blue dragon, hmmm

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this fake society is destructive:
I can’t look at a red bellpepper w/o thinking it’s a squishable stress relief toy