Andy Kelsch

Finding the bright side in everything is life. Comedy is a necessity #Bills season ticket holder #BillsMafia for life

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

I don't care that it's 76° and sunny in Buffalo. My scraper's still not gettin taken outta my car.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

When your wife asks you to pick up the instacart order from the store. You pick up everything extra you needed...........EXCEPT the instacart order.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@buffalobillsbae For what? I'm a short haired brunette with facial hair. I still wouldn't look like that. 😂

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@RealBobmills Why that's an ash tray sir. Ahh the memories of eyes burning in a smoke filled tin hot box. It was too cold in the winter for them manual windows to roll down so......that's how we rolled. Literally.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@kaylee__mo @WhiteClaw @BuffaloBillsPR @reallyytayy Where do you find your models?

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@LaurenC30 Now that math is mathing. 😄

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

Girls will be 6 months late on changin their oil but pay $29.99 the day the Barbie movie comes out.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@amandadavey23

[Ashley Petty☀️ @AshleyPetty_]

Make sure you get your team together!!

[🇮🇹 Viva El Pancho³🇺🇸 @BeCooFool]

From now until the 16th @TSEBuffalo is taking Donations At their store in orchard park for everything 2 can goods or Non perishables items you get entered to win a Full Sized Autographed @gabedavis13_ Helmet a @stefondiggs mini signed helmet and a 90s @BuffaloBills starter

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@reallyytayy I couldn't let that wing go down like that.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@reallyytayy They're gonna come for you girl. I know it's intentional. But people aren't gonna care. Lqtm.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

I never thought I'd use the phrase "so many nipples". Then I washed baby bottles.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

She's already talkin to the haters.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@BillsMafiaBabes I actually read somewhere that room temp water is better for you? I don't know. Fact check me or somethin. But yeah. Definitely prefer ice cold.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

I can't to miss another green light again because everyone in line at the red light was on their phones. It just makes me so happy 😊

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@Lisa_Bills1Fan Well she just had somethin the size of long coconut come out her snatch so I really don't have a choice for a few weeks. 😁😇

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

My girl: I have crazy hormones.
Me: Yeah when I'm throwin it down right.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@RealBobmills Pretty accurate Bob. Not quite an Lol. Lqtm

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@Lisa_Bills1Fan

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

@Lisa_Bills1Fan Awe thank you Lisa! She's fuckin everything. So adorable.

[Andy Kelsch @aka_kelsch]

I Intentionally do things for the first time in my life. The other day I ran with crocks on for the first time. Just cause I had em on. Also. Had myself a "shower coffee" if that's a thing. Did that. And on top of it all I just finished pissin while eatin a doughnut. #dofirsts