mary 🐛

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

“He said, let’s change the Gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America.

We could have had our first female President.”

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Watch Dr. Eric school this hamster-brained MAGA fascist about how everyone deserves health care. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a trick shot in one take, in a 1962 episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show"

The trick shot by was actually made in one take. They had planned for a pool expert to make the shot after cutting away from showing her hitting the cue ball. But to everyone's surprise, she actually made the shot.

Both Mary Tyler Moore and Dick Van Dyke stayed in character and finished the take, thus the genuine look of surprise on their faces.

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

LISTEN UP

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

smoked a whole joint by myself and then ordered wingstop

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

here's a secret cleaning technique i've never heard anyone else describe: look at your room (or w/e) and just notice what you don't like about it. pay attention to what feels off, messy, gross, etc. then move your body from that feeling of dissatisfaction

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The platypus is possibly the weirdest animal: it's a mammal but lays eggs, its duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed and venomous. It has electroreceptors for locating prey, eyes with double cones, no stomach, and 26 pairs of chromosomes. It's fluorescent and glows under UV light.

[t :3 @fineassauntie66]

GORG asf but absolutely cringe and completely unfunny

[Roman Abramovich @Aubrey_Forbes]

Type shit

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

How L used to stare at Light to see if he could catch him 😭

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

INVESTIGATE 311 @TYLERTHECREATOR

[T @tylerthecreator]

MASK IS OFF: CHROMAKOPIA

[polaq @polaqwym]

Please watch.

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

BETTER FIND A MOP
ITS GETTING STICKY
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[k @kurrrto]

the real sad album that needs a psychologist study:

[Chris @citehchris]

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

[V🦂 @vxprada]

stumbled upon this today and had to share especially w this upcoming full moon in Aries.. we’re being pushed in a new direction. triggers, anger, & uncomfortable feelings can come up. we’re asked to decide how we’ll approach the waves.. take notes! happy full moon, u got this💖♈️

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

Pain travels through families until someone is ready to feel it. ✨🙌🏽💫