Rohan

Float Along - Fill Your Lungs

[Has the umpire made A Bad decision? @hasumpstuffedup]

Jon Ralph has already blocked me for calling out his inaccurate umpire bashing

Typically poor tweet from him. Receives a handball and instantly goes to kick but is tackled before he can

No prior, genuine attempt is play on.

What hope do umps have with the media so uninformed

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Cleveland Guardians are calling up former No. 1 overall pick Travis Bazzana, sources tell ESPN. Bazzana, 23, hit .287/.422/.511 in 24 Triple-A games this season and will take over at second base for a Guardians team that's a half-game back of first in the AL Central.

[Has the umpire made A Bad decision? @hasumpstuffedup]

I'm getting close to giving up on this account.

HTB officiation absolutely shocking tonight (and not just that)

The poor umpiring at the AFL level is starting to ruin games.

Both games this weekend officiated appallingly

#AFLTigersDees

[Rohan @akabutts]

After a poor effort last week, the lack of intensity is alarming. Couple that with some really dumb ball use, and we’ve undid all the good work pre-bye

#AFLCatsDogs

[Rohan @akabutts]

@OfficialWOOF 5pm deadline?

[Rohan @akabutts]

@OfficialWOOF evening, seem to be locked out of my woof account, haven’t received emails requested to reset my password either

[Rohan @akabutts]

Weird to think Joe Root will likely win his first test on Australian soil today, and with victory in sight he hasn’t scored a single run (and may not be required to)

[Rohan @akabutts]

@auspost team, can you help with this? Wrongly delivered to NSW, needed before XMAS in Melbourne

[Rohan @akabutts]

That’s Gocs out there yeah? #ashes

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Australia knows when a person has never visited their country before. It would be extremely helpful if they'd hand first time visitors a one pager on words with extra colloquial meanings. No one told me that root was a rude word when I visited Darwin and it was humiliating.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Aged 11, I went into the city with my cousin of the same age. First time I'd ever done so without my parents. My son turns 11 soon. No fucking way I'd let him do what I did at my age. Not sure if my parents were mental or I'm overprotective, or if society has gone to shit.

[Melbourne United @MelbUnited]

Following another spectacular round of play, Joey Wright continues to praise Tyson Walker 👀⤵️
https://t.co/2vO7gLQubw

[Rohan @akabutts]

@MattDonald22 Twilight GF my prediction to begin with at least

[Rohan @akabutts]

Always saw the 5-8 elimination finals as a ‘wildcard’ round. I’m not surprised they’ve done this, but more than half the teams in a league making its post season cheapens it somewhat.

Whatever

[Mitch Cleary @cleary_mitch]

Clubs have been informed the AFL is introducing Wildcard Weekend for 2026.
7th v 10th
8th v 9th

To be played on the weekend of the current pre-finals bye.

Essentially the finals is expanding to a 10-team structure
@7NewsMelbourne @7AFL

[Rohan @akabutts]

@OfficialWOOF One of Dovaston/Sumner-Pickett & Thredgold would be a decent haul. Given our rumoured interest in Krasnadamskis, maybe the club think he could be turned into a key defender with his athletic attributes?

[Rohan @akabutts]

That last out sounded LOUD off the bat on tv

#FlytheW

[Rohan @akabutts]

Finally we land a target! Jamarra part of this deal perhaps?

[Riley Beveridge @RileyBev]

Connor Budarick has requested a trade to the Western Bulldogs. @AFLcomau @traderadio

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Ange Postecoglou to be confirmed as Nottingham Forest head coach imminently after Nuno Espirito Santo departure. 60yo Australian will lead #NFFC for Saturday’s trip to Arsenal - joined by a number of staff worked with at Tottenham Hotspur @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/zOaGI5pzkO

[Ostrich @DogsBreakfastFC]

Only the Bulldogs could start the season stating the expectations are top 4 and they won’t be resigning the coach until they see how the year pans out.

Only to get the end of the year and have not even made finals and have already extended the coaches contract.

🧑‍🍳💋 👌

[Rohan @akabutts]

Regular programming has resumed

[Rohan @akabutts]

McNeill set shot, we’re officially in bizarro world #AFLDogsGiants