Booby

Trail runner & taco fan. I fly thru the forest like Tinkerbell then morph into Hansel & Gretel at the candy house.

[Booby @akachichi]

IT'S HAPPENING! SNACKING BACON IS REAL!!! 😁😋

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

@akachichi BACON🗣IS🗣FOR🗣SNACKING🗣TOO🗣

[Booby @akachichi]

@EnswellJones As soon as I read "young writer on the Jays beat", my mind went immediately to the hotdog shrapnel story. 🤣🤣🤣

[Booby @akachichi]

@vanaqua Makky needs to practice, "Où est mon seau?"

[Booby @akachichi]

@AngrySchneider_ @MitchBannon HAHAHAHA!

[Booby @akachichi]

This is how I learned who the other coaches were. 🤣🤣🤣

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

General Manager Ryan Johnson announced today that Head Coach Adam Foote and Assistant Coaches Scott Young, Kevin Dean and Brett McLean have been relieved of their duties.

[Booby @akachichi]

@riotsurvivor I've always said one has a narrower face, but then I can never remember which one has the narrower face 🤣🤣🤣

[Booby @akachichi]

@EnswellJones I'm not a big city fan when I travel, but yes, Lisbon is fantastic.

[Booby @akachichi]

@Sean_B_taketwo @Canucks @hearts0fhorrors 🤣🤣🤣
Rutherford going out with a bang and leaking all the wrong info to screw over the media one last time.

[Booby @akachichi]

Admin is cooking. 🔥🔥🔥

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

It’s really not that hard, @espn...

Learn from the pros.

[Booby @akachichi]

@KeeganMatheson When will they learn? 💪

[Booby @akachichi]

I guess I need to buff up on my @duolingo French to visit my sweet bucket humping, paw sucking boyfriend Mak.

[Vancouver Aquarium @vanaqua]

In early June, sea otters Hardy, Mak, Quatse, and Taz will be transferred to @AquariumduQC, supporting the opening of the aquarium’s new sea otter habitat and creating space at the Vancouver Aquarium to care for future rescued otters.

[Booby @akachichi]

I love this so much.

[Chris Jones @EnswellJones]

This is a true story: Last week I was at the FIFA Congress in Vancouver. I was standing with the other reporters and introduced myself to someone. And then another reporter said, "Are you the Chris Jones who pissed on a guy on a boat?" I've made some mistakes, is the point.

[Booby @akachichi]

@EnswellJones HAHAHAHA. This is so amazing.

[Booby @akachichi]

@pete_gas I thought we'd find a way to pick 15th, so 3rd is lovely.

[Booby @akachichi]

What a run.

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Golden Tempo, from last to first.

[Booby @akachichi]

🤣🤣🤣

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

[Booby @akachichi]

"...because he's a lazy horse."

Amazing. 🤣

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Golden Tempo was a star from the beginning 🤩

[Booby @akachichi]

Cherie Devaux's leg kicks say everything. 🌹🐎

#KentuckyDerby

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

This is awesome…Cherie Devaux cheering the horse down the stretch

🎥 @ABRLive

[MollyJoRosen @MollyJoRosen]

The way @reredevaux is kicking her feet like driving the Flintstones car will get her horse to the wire faster might be the sweetest trainer rooting technique I've ever seen

[Booby @akachichi]

The Kentucky Derby. Golden Temple 🌹🏇
Last to first. Golden Temple & Renegade were so far back they weren't in the frame until they approached the far turn. The jockeys are brothers.
First female trainer to EVER win a Kentucky Derby.
What a fucking race.
https://t.co/bSapR1dd1m

[Booby @akachichi]

It's a shame then that your stream has NO AUDIO OR VIDEO you fucking asshats.

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

THE BLUE JAYS HAVE SCORED 8 RUNS ON EIGHT BATTERS IN THE EIGHTH INNING 🤯