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I trust my knives in a gun fight.
All Glory.

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@squiggg Um.....

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It is 10pm and the "feels like" temperature is 100.
WTF?!

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If anyone in "the tri-state area" is in need of a 24/7 licensed Philadelphia plumber....I know a guy. Good dude. You can pretend it's Chris Hemsworth if you want.

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@mrgreengenes94 You guys are 90 already?! DAMN. I guess it has been a minute.

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Hittin it early so I don't forget.
Clean slate.

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Ahhhh....the gloriousness of Jack & Coke. It's been too long. Be safe y'all.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Fucking hell.

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So, I was gonna go to this one place....possibly another but, there were far too many options to run over people. Stayed local. Saw the "hot one" from that band, a hot "chaperone" and, just had an all around good time.
70ish year old people can be wild sometimes.

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If I get drunk enough....I may try to....borrow this.

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Apparently....an 8 and 1/2 minute video of fireworks (no Katy Perry) is too much to post here. I tried twice...maybe thrice. Not really sure. I've had numerous "Volcano Sauce" beverages...for free. Work does nice things a few times a year.

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@KimSchuss They are the same, but yours look better. I would like your crabs. 🦀🤤

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@Brettley916 Bob Ross is the shit.

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Cheap plugs before I figure out the rest of the night....
Weyerbacher Tap Room in Easton: 👍

Designer Dawgs food truck: 👍
Check them out & support them. I am at the very least highly buzzed. Thank you. Ok. Bye. 🙂

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So.....it's not even 8pm. Yup.
Anyone wanna adult for me next weekend? I'm contemplating a brewery tour, and I've not been "birthday drunk" since at least 2005?

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@Brettley916 Yeah...I'm old, had a few and, a bit less....subtle. Fuck your "PC" and let that fucker die. You wanna burn something down? I'll give you an address. Aaaaanyway....Bob Ross is on.

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On a lighter note from a recent reply.... I've had a flight & 2 glasses. I figured I'd stay for the next band that I thought started at 5pm. Found out they start at 6:30pm after getting a "last drink." I loathe 22 but, will need at least one more "last drink." Ugh.

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@Brettley916 Man....fuck that guy. I think I've bowled TWICE since that happened. Like, I get maybe wanting to beat your competition, but c'mon.....bowling?! Fucking ass hat. I hope he gets shanked for something. Sorry I don't know where to put asterisks and such.

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@beyondwrestling @WrestlingOpenRI

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@Brettley916 Well...there ya go. Hang out, grab some food, and play Madden or some shit. AH! Edibles/gummies. They'll do ya good.

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@Brettley916 Smoke a fat blunt.....or, just stand really close to someone with said blunt for a relaxing second-hand high.
Being numb can have its advantages.