Christie 🪩

Argumentative, antithetical dream girl

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

@crawf34 That's not Robert Irwin!

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

Of course it's sunny & 90 when I'm moving.

[･ﾟspreading positivity ☆ @aundrearunway]

sean so mad i know he wanna arrest somebody right about now

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP SAYING CASTED. IT IS JUST CAST!!!!!!

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

Casty getting DFAd while here is so funny. Unfortunate, but funny.

[LVL @misslindsayv]

Happy pride, babes

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

Karlie and Taylor in 2026?! Blake Liveley is shaking in her messy hair!

[toeknee @tonypraysick]

love island really starts with a humiliation ritual to set the tone

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

Oh we got Birds fans on the island!!

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

This opening song is the worst

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

@ESRosebud @crawf34 Not enough time at all. After he lived with us he would message me on Facebook & tell me I should go out with him & sent me pictures like "look how jacked I am" YEAH CAUSE YOU WERE IN JAIL FOR SOME OUTSTANDING WARRANT YOU HAD BROTHER!!

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

Swung by one of my old beach houses in Dewey yesterday. Fun fact: one of my former roommates is doing 23 years for murder!

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

@crawf34 @ESRosebud Small world! You check it out sometime- it's like 1.5 miles long and like 18 bars haha

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

@crawf34 @ESRosebud He was always insane, but I had no idea what he was capable of! His mugshot is ROUGH.

https://t.co/AEqAhn9aSP

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

@ESRosebud He did commit other crimes there, but the murder occurred in Scottsdale. He randomly shot & killed a Special Olympian & left the gun at the scene. He was certainly high out of his damn mind.

[Christie 🪩 @squiggg]

I thought it was just general courtesy to not spoil a show for 24 hours. Once again, I'm proven wrong.

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

going on love island will have people from high school digging through they snapchat memories to take you down