Jon

a diary of my losing bets and sometimes sneakers

[Jon @akajonbot]

Remember when they said age and playoff experience don’t matter?

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Mitch Johnson:

"By no means am I not acknowledging the Knicks and what they've done and give them credit for playing good basketball. But we feel like we've decided the outcome of all four games"

[Jon @akajonbot]

@jordankeyser DM pls

[Jon @akajonbot]

Nabers not good😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Giants are signing former Chiefs wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster to a one-year deal, per his agent Drew Rosenhaus.

Giants now have added WRs Odell Beckham Jr., Braxton Berrios and Smith-Schuster.

[Jon @akajonbot]

Haven’t hit a parlay in May. I officially hate this month and morale is at an all time low.

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Munetaka Murakami - Chicago White Sox (17) 2-run 428 feet
+255
2 today

[Jon @akajonbot]

My goodness I really didn’t hit a parlay during the day games. Morale must improve soon.

[Jon @akajonbot]

Must be nice to have a stable childhood. I moved so much as a kid with a single parent mom, all my nice shit got stolen by movers.

[High @Hightv]

OMFG!

Guys, my mom found my Pokémon cards, the original 1999 set that I had, and some are still missing.

She sent me these pictures and said she’s shipping them to me. I told her, “F that, I’m flying you out.”

Am I set for life or what?!

[Jon @akajonbot]

Just wait til this gets to the sneaker community/blogs… thanks for dropping this

[steve_grad @Steve_Grad]

Just dropped my latest long form video where I break down The Perfect Pair's Michael Jordan autographs shoes and more. Click the link below to get started! Like, Subscribe and Comment! https://t.co/zGkX4fWC6M

[Jon @akajonbot]

Couldn’t gamble for a week. What happened to Hard Rock Bet??

[Jon @akajonbot]

Bring back fully remote… again!

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Jon @akajonbot]

I am now just realizing that this event is a humiliation ritual. It’s all starting to make sense now.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala dressed as a slightly haunted Greek statue?

If a museum reported a missing exhibit tonight, the NYPD knows where to look...

[Jon @akajonbot]

Crazy how everyone knew that Tatum’s early return wouldn’t end well except for the Celtics

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston's Jayson Tatum is OUT for Game 7 tonight against the Philadelphia 76ers with a left leg injury.

[Jon @akajonbot]

Like there’s no way anyone thought this lineup was a good idea

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

The Celtics just became the first team in NBA history to have 3 starters score ZERO points in a playoff game:

— Luka Garza
— Ron Harper Jr.
— Baylor Scheierman

[Jon @akajonbot]

Tobias would’ve had his 8th rebound but the ref blew the whistle for no reason 😭

[Jon @akajonbot]

Ain’t no way I’m betting Xander Bogaerts homer at +310

[Jon @akajonbot]

He goneee

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

John Harbaugh and Joe Schoen were asked if the Giants are planning to keep Kayvon Thibodeaux after drafting Arvell Reese

Harbaugh: "We keep all the good players as much as we can, right?"

Schoen: "Yup."

[Jon @akajonbot]

One day we’ll draft a middle LB. Not sure if yesterday was the day.

[SNY Giants @SNYGiants]

John Harbaugh says the Giants will play Arvell Reese at inside linebacker and WILL linebacker

[Jon @akajonbot]

Laddered boards and Ant had 4 rebounds at half… 😤

[Jon @akajonbot]

🐐

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Munetaka Murakami - Chicago White Sox (10) 2-run 451 feet
+350

[Jon @akajonbot]

I hit the base but I need the lotto

[Jon @akajonbot]

Haven’t hit a parlay in weeks so I’m posting my losses until morale improves 😤