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I caught up to ch. 58, too bad it's updated monthly. I'm pinning this to see its new chapter after a year probably. It's a great read I'm addicted ngl

https://t.co/1nHPDr1ZoJ

[Señor Mayor en Internet @SenorMayorInt]

"A moment of siIence for lsraeI"

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

animals staring at the trail cam

a thread:

[モル @akalapmarp]

his ass knows he aint seeing another WC final ever again

[mara @otbmrtnz]

estás en una competencia sobre quien lloró más con la despedida de messi pero tu contrincante es enzo fernández

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

The most racist man alive couldn’t think up something like this

[モル @akalapmarp]

one of the best gem I discovered

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

4 years ago, 'AKIBA MAID WAR' premiered!

[Templarpilled @Templarpilled]

Hello, fellow Harry Potter fans, former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe here.

Harry and Malfoid sure look like they're having fun in the family fanfiction, huh?

Did you know that their Wizarding World life is not that much different from an average home? Here's a fun idea, why don't we try it for a few years!

Let's do our best and try to be fathers and mothers for our own very wacky children, haha! Crazy!

[モル @akalapmarp]

what am I reading

[Kosmo @kasmosd1]

Harry stood nervously in front of Cho Chang.

He took a breath.

HARRY:

"Hey, Chang."

"I know this might be sudden..."

"But..."

"Would you like to dance with me at the Yule Ball?"

Cho looked surprised.

Then she gave him a gentle smile.

CHO:

"I'm sorry, Harry."

"But I've already agreed to go with someone."

"And..."

"I only see you as a friend."

Harry stood there silently.

Then nodded.

HARRY:

"Yeah."

"That's okay."

"Thanks for telling me."

Cho smiled apologetically before walking away.

Harry watched her leave.

Then suddenly—

MALFOID:

"HAHAHAHA!"

Harry turned around.

Malfoid was standing behind him.

She was trying extremely hard not to look happy.

MALFOID, IN HER HEAD:

"YES!"

"YES!"

"YES!"

"NO ONE IS GOING WITH HARRY!"

"I HAVE A CHANCE!"

Malfoid crossed her arms.

MALFOID:

"Well, well, well."

"Harry Potter."

"Rejected."

"How unfortunate."

She stepped closer.

MALFOID:

"Seems the famous Harry Potter couldn't even find someone to dance with."

Harry frowned.

Malfoid's smile grew wider.

MALFOID:

"Fortunately for you..."

"I'm not going with anyone."

She flipped her hair.

MALFOID:

"So I suppose you could dance with me."

"You should be grateful, Potter."

"Not everyone gets the opportunity to attend the Yule Ball with a Malfoy."

MALFOID, IN HER HEAD:

"PLEASE SAY YES."

"PLEASE."

"PLEASE."

"PLEASE."

Harry suddenly snapped.

HARRY:

"ENOUGH!"

Malfoid froze.

HARRY:

"Leave me alone, Dracaena."

"I don't want you."

"I don't want anyone."

"Just..."

"Leave me alone."

Silence.

Malfoid's smile disappeared.

Her eyes widened.

MALFOID:

"...Harry?"

Harry walked past her.

He didn't look back.

Malfoid stood completely still.

MALFOID, IN HER HEAD:

"No."

"No, no, no."

"Harry..."

"I didn't mean..."

Her eyes began to fill with tears.

She quickly turned around and ran.

---

MALFOY DORMITORY

Malfoid slammed the door behind her.

She threw herself onto her bed.

Pulled the blanket over her head.

And finally...

She started crying.

MALFOID:

"Stupid..."

"Stupid, stupid, stupid..."

"I was only trying to ask him..."

Her voice cracked.

MALFOID:

"I just wanted to go with him..."

She buried her face in the pillow.

MALFOID:

"I made him hate me."

She cried quietly beneath the blanket.

---

GRYFFINDOR DORMITORY

Harry sat alone on his bed.

He stared at the floor.

The anger from earlier had disappeared.

Only regret remained.

HARRY:

"...Oh."

He covered his face with both hands.

HARRY:

"What the hell have I done?"

He remembered Malfoid's expression.

The moment her smile disappeared.

The way she looked at him.

The way she suddenly ran away.

Harry lowered his hands.

His face was completely miserable.

HARRY:

"I didn't mean to hurt her."

He stared at the ceiling.

For the first time that night...

Harry realized that maybe Malfoid wasn't trying to annoy him.

Maybe she had actually been trying to make him happy.

And now...

He had broken her heart.

[Nanji @NanjiComics]

Here's my contribution to the Malfoid canon.

Its a little rushed but I wanted to post it before the trend is completely dead. Honestly I'm kind of surprised this edit hasn't happened yet.

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[Logos Overflow @logosoverflow]

Potter and I are polar opposites #malfoid

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send them 8 ball pool invite

[… @latikvng]

i need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

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apply strength in numbers, ga peduli jabatan kalo ada 10 mobil berhenti depan dia emg dia bisa apa? unity beats authority

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gimana kalo kita semua ketika ada org pake voorider / strobo klakson2 kita kompak semua berhenti sampe dia matiin

[Spectre @spectre0799]

I Don't Fuck With You but the beat is Espresso

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istg why do cars like this

[mersomas @mersomas]

It’s the car from the meme

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why is genderbent malfoy transphobic? dont they love those genderbending things?

[Kuririn~ @kurinjipage]

You've seen that previous post about Malfoid, but this one has even more unhinged examples.

One BlueSky user goes on a whole crash-out over Malfoid, and then Cecilia Immergreen from Hololive makes a reference to the art trend, making them spiral even harder.

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@unabonker @feinecaf

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@Synexcu @umamusumebase GW tu apa? klo bgini oke kah puh

[Lour :) @lourdsaveme]

A mi gato le hacen fat shaming en un grupo de fotos de gatos