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strong believer in spreadsheets and the oxford comma | ask me about my duolingo streak

[anna @akanderson_]

starting a thread of my favorite chaotic Mr. Business moments here we go

[anna @akanderson_]

okay so alive at 25 right? I'm turning 25 soon and I'm just wondering like do my course benefits just end there or is there another course I need to take just wanna have my bases covered

[anna @akanderson_]

when I tell you I audibly gasped at these lyrics the first time I heard them

[anna @akanderson_]

at what age do you start to get taken seriously asking for a friend

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if you had a baby this year make sure to hold that over everyone else as the highest accomplishment of the family at holiday functions because having a baby should be everyone's purpose in life and is more difficult than anything anyone else is going through

[anna @akanderson_]

Like I get it. Some people don't like Taylor Swift. That's fine. Just stop pooping on everyone else's joy though okay thanks bye catch me crying in Nashville on May 6th

[anna @akanderson_]

leg is the hero we need in times like these

[leg @hellaleg]

i’ve done it

[anna @akanderson_]

absolutely appalled by the lack of public adoration that Mr. Business received on Instagram so I'm putting him here for Twitter to adore you're welcome

[anna @akanderson_]

many things anger me but none quite so much as when boomer colleagues calculate outside of excel then hard key over my formulas

[anna @akanderson_]

despite my one tweet in protest of removing B99 from Hulu they done did it and I am floored

[anna @akanderson_]

hulu is removing Brooklyn 99 on monday so I guess I don't need hulu anymore

[anna @akanderson_]

@JKyber116 that was my response too

[anna @akanderson_]

hulu is removing Brooklyn 99 on monday so I guess I don't need hulu anymore

[anna @akanderson_]

the trick is to hide your crazy until after you say I do

[anna @akanderson_]

so everyone probably has a favorite picture from their wedding and it's probably really sweet and romantic but this is my favorite from ours and will forever be

[anna @akanderson_]

if I ever go into a coma someone better unlock my phone and keep my duolingo streak alive

[anna @akanderson_]

FIGS dang it

[anna @akanderson_]

this little fuzzy man really has the audacity to be eating my gigs at night

[anna @akanderson_]

does every couple who gets pregnant just happen to have a felt letterboard on hand or like do they give those out at the ultrasound

[anna @akanderson_]

getting real tired of realtors assuming we're buying a bigger house with a fenced in yard bc we want kids um no we just want more dogs

[anna @akanderson_]

here it is folks video evidence that I indeed have the most precious little bean to ever exist